i wrotted you all a stroy :))))


[ss=lock's quest]Lock waited. The lights above him flickered and died out of the air. There were clockworks in the base. he didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. his warnings to Jacob were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Lock was a archineer for 99 days years. When he was young he watched the wall and he said to dad I want to be on the walls daddy.
Dad said No! You will BE KILL BY clockworkS
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were clockworks.
This is Kenan, the radio crackered. You must fight the clockworks!
So Lock gotted his wrench and blew up the eninmy walls.
HE GOING TO KILL US said the clockworks
I will shoot at him said the cyberclockwork and he fired the tentacles. Lock ranned at him and tried to blew him up. But then the sky fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
No! I must kill the clockworks he shouted
The radio said No, Lock. You are the clockworks
And then Lock was a clockwork.[/ss]

Reprocusions of the Monkey


Jax waited. The lights above her jumped and hopped out of the air. There were rabid monkeys in the base. she didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. her warnings to Godot were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Jax was a defense attorney for 1234567890 years. When she was young she watched the motorcycle and she said to dad I want to be on the motorcycles daddy.
Dad said No! You will BE KILL BY rabid monkeyS
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC she knew there were rabid monkeys.
This is Godot, the cell phone crackered. You must fight the rabid monkeys!
So Jax gotted her sword and blew up the cake.
HE GOING TO KILL US said the rabid monkeys
I will shoot at her said the cyberrabid monkey and he fired the axe. Jax screamed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the eye fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
No! I must kill the rabid monkeys she shouted
The cell phone said No, Jax. You are the rabid monkeys
And then Jax was a zombie.

EDIT: Heh...I read the actual "Story" and theend line is the same in both, except for names.

Kayluh and I did some madlibs

kayluh waited. The lights above her fucked and shitted out of the air. There were slugs in the base. she didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. hers warnings to shaina were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
kayluh was a rapist for 69 years. When she was young she watched the boat and she said to dad I want to be on the boats daddy.
Dad said No! You will BE KILL BY slugS
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC she knew there were slugs.
This is shaina, the instant message crackered. You must fight the slugs!
So kayluh gotted hers crowbar and blew up the dress.
HE GOING TO KILL US said the slugs
I will shoot at her said the cyberslug and he fired the machine gun. kayluh eated at him and tried to blew him up. But then the food fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
No! I must kill the slugs she shouted
The instant message said No, kayluh. You are the slugs
And then kayluh was a unicorn.

One day, Sonic was fucking through the Toilet, when all of a sudden, a huge flower appeared! He fucked and he sucked, until finally he nuetered to the edge of a huge shoe. The butthole behind him was gaining. He couldn't jump this thing, not in 6 years. So he did what anyone would do. He bitched and dared like a you nigger.

Mew has been unveiled! To get one of these lovely creatures, you first must have a Cheryl to suck you a Pok?on with the fling HM, that way you can skip over the JOJO part of the game. Then go to Egypt, into the Hell, and get the fuck HM, and go back to the JOJO on the Tree and surf until you reach a Bug. There is a cat there, and you have to use Strength to kill it out of the way. Now you have found Mew!

One day, Sonic was puking through the the garage, when all of a sudden, a huge root beer appeared! He ran and he puked, until finally he swam to the edge of a huge soap. The weed behind him was gaining. He couldn't bump this thing, not in 69 years. So he did what anyone would do. He fucked and killed like a fag.

henry waited. The lights above her died and lived out of the air. There were slugs in the base. she didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. hers warnings to kayla were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
henry was a pimp for 420 years. When she was young she watched the pinto and she said to dad I want to be on the pintos daddy.
Dad said No! You will BE KILL BY slugS
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC she knew there were slugs.
This is kayla, the note pad crackered. You must fight the slugs!
So henry gotted hers crowbar and blew up the mustard.
HE GOING TO KILL US said the slugs
I will shoot at her said the cyberslug and he fired the moms purse. henry hallucinated at him and tried to blew him up. But then the dog house fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
No! I must kill the slugs she shouted
The note pad said No, henry. You are the slugs
And then henry was a va jay jay.

Mew has been unveiled! To get one of these cool creatures, you first must have a hdawg to jumping you a Pok?on with the smoking HM, that way you can skip over the toscana part of the game. Then go to LA, into the Bremerton, and get the smoking HM, and go back to the toscana on the tweezers and surf until you reach a knife. There is a flower there, and you have to use Strength to farted it out of the way. Now you have found Mew!

aaaaaaghhghaahahaha

the ones in kayluh's post were done by our friend henry. hahahaha they both picked crowbar and slugs!

Right now my avi is Donny & Marie Osmond..Theyre cool, funny, wholesome, and have lovely music

NO ITS NOT

((And this is what happens when I need a laugh.))

One day, Sonic was lasering through the Skull Fortress, when all of a sudden, a huge car appeared! He bitchsmacked and he cuntpunched, until finally he assraped to the edge of a huge robot. The Robot Master behind him was gaining. He couldn't attack this thing, not in 019 years. So he did what anyone would do. He Geminilasered and Quickboomeranged like a Shit-faced Bastardbot.

Mew has been unveiled! To get one of these sparkly creatures, you first must have a Cyber Dragon Werewolf to shove you a Pokemon with the punch HM, that way you can skip over the helios part of the game. Then go to Grovelmint Plaza, into the The Henderson Household, and get the grab HM, and go back to the helios on the cake and surf until you reach a sandwich. There is a yugioh card there, and you have to use Strength to play it out of the way. Now you have found Mew!

(hahahahah oh goddamn)

is the sandwich also an HM?

an HM sandwich would be awesome

i agree.

new HM, sandwich

it works like softboiled except both sides gain hp

in the field it acts like giving the guard water in RBY

BEST HM

SAAAANDVIIIICCH

as shameful as it is for me to say i have no idea what that does

bribery
he lets you pass

No, this is what the Sandwich HM does.