What are some of your good pick up lines?
Tell Some comment on some.

Here's one of my Pick Up Lines:
Come with me... I'm from the Future!
:rofl:

Captian Anne Sparrow, at your service.*bows*

That doesn't sound like a good pick up line.
I think mine was better.

Pick-Up Line to use at MLG:
Do you like Halo? If so how about you play with my Fuel Rod. :eyebrow:

I dont like pick up lines. They just sound so cheesy.

That's the point, now come up with some.

Like: :cool: Wanna ride *points at genitalia*

The only thing I have ever done was At first I was thinking of pickup lines to say to you and then I realized how stupid they are and decided tobsay: hi im jordan

Are you a barrel roll? Cuz I wanna do you.

my friend told me to put this one on:

do you have an indian in you?
do you want some?

Here's some

Sword Pick-Up lines:
Wanna see my Broadsword?
Want to do some SwordPlay?
Sword has a large shaft.
How about I stab your pussy.

I read this one: you. me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Ha.

Here's one:
What's your favorite number? Mines 69!

Lol

"So... you're a girl, eh?"

That's not a good pickup line.

This one is:
Want a hotdog? 'Cause I want this dog *points at the genitalia* in those buns *points at girls ass or breasts*

How many do you have?

enough to find out which ones work and which ones get you slapped.

Damn thats a lot.

can i have some dairy with that meat?

best ever.

I'll show you my blades if you show me yours.

Wanna see my six shooter?

all the above have worked for me.... all but "How bout i stab your pussy" have worked on Rachel

I know a lot for different occasions.

Here's one for Pokemon fans:
Wanna see how far my Drill Attack can go?
How about a little Lickylicky?
Wanna see my Diglett? It lives in my pants.

would you like mexi in your can?
how bout Indi in your anne?
(got me slapped....hard... by rachel...Yay. pain!)

Brando: not diglett, it should be steelix: long and hard.

I'll use that one later.

Here's one:
Pussy licking good.

Here's one of my friends pick-up lines.

Okay, you sit next to a girl or let a girl sit next to you, then you take out your phone, then you say: "Hey, that's weird.", after she acknowledges somethings weird tell her: "Your numbers not in my phone."

These pick up lines are good.
















...If you're wanting to pick up a restraining warrant and not a girlfriend. :>

And thanks to Kotetsu get you a restraining order. Which has only happened twice with some really bad ones

wait what

I've only got a restraining order on me twice, because I was persistent.

It turns out Persistence gets you a restraining order

ONLY TWICE?

you make that sound like it's insignificant

:3c

It also turns out You are not speaking German so stop capitalizing random Letters.

It Sure Is Annoying If You Capitalize Every Single Word In A Sentence, Is It Not?

Christians Really Like To Do This And It Irritates People Endlessly!

I Wonder What Pick Up Lines The Muscular German Cyborg Dudes Used To Dance With The Sexy French-Canadians?

Maybe They Said "I Like Your Style, May I Dance With You?" And Then The French-Canadians went "lol no"

Yes I Do!

I'm not Christian I'm Catholic or Agnostic

:3c

I WASN'T ASKING YOU TO MARRY ME


silly fairy

I still want to know why I'm a fairy to you, or is that just MW's running gag on me.