This one was so epic it warranted its own post!
You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: orly
Stranger: I used awesome
Stranger: COUNTER THAT
Stranger: ... :<
You: ...If only I could D:
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Oh god, we need to hold it a funeral now
Stranger: My awesome killed it
You: Naw, naw, I'm still alive
Stranger: *stabs you*
Stranger: nope, dead
You: D:
Stranger: D:
Stranger: What shold I tell the family?
Stranger: "He lived a good life, but pokemon live in shitty little spheres anyway"
You: Hahahahahah
Stranger: I honestly believe that pokemon is a giant coma ash is having
Stranger: seriously
You: I've never heard of it put that way!
Stranger: First episode, he's hit by lightning.
Stranger: Then everything becomes cherry.
Stranger: **cheery
Stranger: Pokemon are suddenly not as dangerous
Stranger: His companions are aspects of hmself he doesn't like to assosciate himself with
Stranger: Brock is his repressed sexuality
Stranger: Misty is his desire for love
Stranger: etcetcetc
You: Is misty not his desire for bikes?
Stranger: XD
You: Considering how much she talks about them
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: But hey!
You: You know, you're actually awesome
You: No wonder you used the move so well
You: Want to trade IMs? :D
Stranger: =D
Stranger: What is yours?
You: What IM services do you ise?
You: *use?
Stranger: AIM, that's about it >_<
You: Awwwwrrr
You: Do you go on forums at all?
You: *doesn't have AIM*
Stranger: weeeeelllllll
Stranger: I use scorehero, because I'm a nerdy GH freak XD
You: xD
Stranger: Actually a top vocalist around there ;p
You: Niiiice
You: But yes! Forums! uhm
You: I lost track of what I was gonna say xD
Stranger: damn, Iono
You: OH
You: GOT IT
You: I know a forum which is quite fun to go to. It has a subforum for pokemon on it, and it's generally a fun place
Stranger: haaha, what
You: Interested?
Stranger: I actually haven't touched teh pokemans since Yellow, so I'm not sure if I'd fit in XD
You: Hmmm
You: Well, it's not hard to fit in
You: Everyone there's such a ragtag collection of people it's hard -not- to fit in!
Stranger: XD
You: ...well admittedly only like under 10 people go but it's still a good forum! ...if a little slow sometimes
Stranger: haha
Stranger: You mean, like, 10 users?
You: 10 active users, yes
Stranger: Or little kids?
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I was hoping to introduce rule 34 XD
You: Naww
Stranger: Little Billy's childhood is gone ;p
You: They're perverted so they already know of it :P
Stranger: oh, lordy
You: If you're interested:
http://forum.mysticwish.netYou: I'm Kotetsu there
Stranger: I wish I could go there right now, but I'm on a stupid mac. Only one tab on one internet page, with no copy/paste
Stranger: GODDAMMIT STEVE JORBS
You: FFFF
You: Write it down
You: ...I'm pretty sure macs had copy/paste?
You: I don't know, though, I'm a windows XP user
Stranger: No, they don't
Stranger: unless you use a PC mouse
Stranger: WTF, Steve
You: What
You: Just what
You: So they come with a one-button mouse when they truly require a 2-button, and they're too lazy to -make- a 2-button?
Stranger: Pretty much, yes
Stranger: In short, apple is retarded >_>
You: Hmm, true
Stranger: LET'S MAKE A LAPTOP THAT'S REALLY SMALL
Stranger: "What about a CD drive?"
Stranger: "FUCK THOSE WHO NEEDS THEM ANYWAY"
You: SUPERTHIN LAPTOP *snap* oh whoops i broke it in half THERE GOES THAT $400000
Stranger: No, their Macbook Airs
Stranger: get this
Stranger: NO CD DRIVE
You: I KNOW
You: that's like
You: Like when I built this PC by hand
You: even -I- knew it needed a CD drive
You: yet apple
You: "who needs that"
Stranger: "pfft, not like people use CDs anymore"
You: Does it have USB slots?
Stranger: three
Stranger: ....why the hell....
You: Because they're being superminimalists
You: So basically you pay like $4000 or something huge for a laptop which is totally underpowered and has no CD drive
Stranger: It makes me want to curb-stomb babies
You: It's advantage? "IT'S THIN"
Stranger: No, I got it for free, but it's 2,500
You: Ohhhh
Stranger: I call this thing:
Stranger: THE CRAPINTOSH
Stranger: dun-dun-dunnnnnnn
You: DUH-NAAAAAAH
You: But yeah. I'd really like to see ya on Mystic Wish - you seem a great guy, and I can tell you'd just fit in perfectally :P
You: But yeah, again, not a surprise
You: How'd you get it for free?
Stranger: My grandmother promised me a laptop, so I got this
Stranger: Thik being offered a dog, praying for a german sheperd, and getting a chihuahua
You: Ouch
You: Or being offered a legendary pokemon, praying for a mew, and getting a freaking squirtle
You: Amirite?
Stranger: :<
Stranger: It is, really.
You: Yeah...
You: Watered-down
Stranger: GODDAMN RAT-TYPE POKEMANZ
Stranger: ;p
Stranger: ratatata
You: hahahah
Stranger: Stoopid pokemans
Stranger: but still, I do find the similarities of him being in a coma lining up to the show well.
Stranger: As it progresses, the pokemon look less realistic
Stranger: they start working as everything he doesn't understand, etcetc
You: Wow
You: That's a theory so off the wall it makes sense
Stranger: holy shit lol, somebody's already thought og ==f this before
Stranger: and they wrote a big wall o' text about it
You: hahahahaha
Stranger:
http://pokmonx.proboards.com/index.cgi?boa...play&thread=340Stranger: It's slightly different in parts then what I said, from what I've seen so far
Stranger: but still, go people who take psychology for a class!
Stranger: *high fives a wall*
You: Hahahaha
Stranger: I could maybe use this for grounds for my AP psych class O_O
You: Probably!
Stranger: Two of the greatest things EVER
Stranger: Repressed memories and POKEMAAAAANZ
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: I loves me sum pokemanz, and it's even an excuse to play the game again XD
You: xD
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Stranger: RESEARCH!
Stranger: heh, just finished that essay
Stranger: that guy read my mind
Stranger: <3 people
Stranger: <3 COOL people
You: hahahaha
You: Great minds think alike!
Stranger: Great minds DO think alike, hence why all good musicians kill themsleves XD
You: xP
Stranger: I want Rock Band: Nirvana with a plug-in shotgun accessory
Stranger: :D
You: xD
You: Hahahah
You: Come to think of it!
You: We never did ask age, gender, location, did we?
Stranger: Glad we didn't yet. I hate ASL off the bat XD
Stranger: Well, I'm 16, from the east coast, and I have a peen
Stranger: ;p
You: 17/Male/Scotland
Stranger: ahh, US myself
You: So yeah, it's kinda 6am right now xD
Stranger: oh, I'll be up al night tonight, it's all good :D
Stranger: Gotta catch a plane
Stranger: I'm in a cybercafe
Stranger: I'm on "vacation" in California, but it's a glorified ghetto at best
You: Ooooooh, kay kay!
You: Try to visit Mystic Wish when you can, alright? Don't really want to lose contact with ya, man
Stranger: awww, alright ^_^
Stranger: hang on, let me try to put it in my site history
You: Righito!
Stranger: Alright, there we are :D
Stranger: I saved it, now I have to remember to use it x_x
Stranger: You heading off to bed?
You: Naw, naw
You: I'm staying up the whole night
Stranger: over what?
You: Headache, bad sleeping, drunk parents
Stranger: ahhhhh, that sucks. The only time I've ever been able to actually keep myself awake was over this summer at a crazy charity event. I slept 8 hours in 5 days during it. XD
You: xD
Stranger: People kept shafting me with the night shift XD
Stranger: "oh, I'm heading in for sleep"
Stranger: "DOUCHE"
You: Ouch!
Stranger: ;p
Stranger: sarcasm, haha
Stranger: It was 12 people, we knew each other where we could say that, though.
Stranger: We actually all met through scorehero, and met up for the charity event.
Stranger: Pretty crazy meeting people you know damn well from the internet O_O
You: Hahahaha, it must be!
Stranger: Honestly, I'm glad that I did it, despite the fact that I actually felt "sleepy" as an emotion at a point.
You: Hahahah... I know the feeling!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I don't wish that on anybody, but it's all good. Do you have xbox, by the way?
You: Nope!
Stranger: I could add your gamertag-thingy
Stranger: dang >_<
Stranger: I wish I had other systems though. Luckily, Rock Band is enough for me. I owe the company that made it a cookie and a blowjob for putting fratellis in the game.
You: Hahahah
You: I only have a Wii
You: I would have the Guitar Hero: World Tour full band set too if it wasn't for my parents deciding they knew me better than I knew myself!
Stranger: ahhh. XD
Stranger: I got Rock Band as a gift for my brother. I bought the whole damn thing for him, and he threw the stuff asid for WoW a week later.
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I picked it up, and got really good at vocals. ;p
You: Heh...
Stranger: I can't flail on the guitar, myself.
Stranger: I played real guitar for two years...
Stranger: ...can't do hard stuff on GH
Stranger: :P
Stranger: I actually broke a controller playing Raining Blood on GH3. Reaaaaally long story. XD
You: Hahah... What difficulty?
Stranger: Expert. D:
Stranger: My hands just go WTF
You: Understandable
You: It took me a lot of practice to ger hard
Stranger: I made it to the mosh and freaked out, then failed it there
Stranger: I was so pumped, then this weird clusterfuck of skittles rains on my screen, and I shat a brick housing development.
You: Hahahahahahahah
You: That sounds so epically wrong
Stranger: XD
Stranger: That's the only way to describe it.
Stranger: I felt like someone had a shitty day and just slammed on keys to make the notes.
You: Hahahaha
You: You never know
Stranger: REDREDREDGREENORANGEBLEREDHAHAHAHAHADOUCHESDIEEE
Stranger: XD
You: There's probably someone out there who 101%ed it or something
Stranger: I know three people who've 100%ed it, and to all three, I always ask if their hands have met Jesus.
Stranger: >_>;
You: Hahahahaha
Stranger: One guy I talk to you might know from youtube
Stranger: You know Jameslikecoulter from youtube?
You: Nope!
Stranger: ahh, figures. :P
Stranger: Nobody really follos GH on youtube.
Stranger: **follows
Stranger: I use it for charts etc, but that's beyond the point. Point is that some people have hands that could make women verrrrrrry happy.
You: Hahahahah... totalyl
Stranger: man, tonight's gonna be a long night >_<;
Stranger: I hate taking plane trips.
You: Oooh...
You: I hate taking boat trips... and trains, too.
You: Boats make me feel very giddy
You: And trains just screw with my balance
Stranger: Planes scare the shit out of me XD
Stranger: I was on one, and on of the wing compartments OPENED RANDOMLY and was just falpping out in the wind. Luckily, it meant nothing, but seeing that scares you senseless.
Stranger: **flapping
You: Oh god, that's understandable
Stranger: I hope to sleep a bit on the plane *stifles laughter*
Stranger: Sleeping on a plane is harder than Michael Jackson at a pre-school
Stranger: oh snap, went there XD
You: Hahahahahahahah
Stranger: I respect the man greatly. He was a musical genious. He changed a generation.
Stranger: HOWEVER
Stranger: He touched a generation, and maybe 5 children personally.
You: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: At least they turned him into an etch-a-sketch, so children can still play with his knob.
Stranger: :D
You: Keheheh
You: The jokes are so tasteless... but so funny!
Stranger: oh, I know XD
You: You don't mind if I post this on MW at all? There's a topic for awesome omegle conversations there and this just fits there like a glove
Stranger: shoot for it :D
You: Okay!
You: Soooo
You: What's your online username?
Stranger: in general?
Stranger: Killzonedout is what I used everywhere I go.
You: Ooooooh
Stranger: Most people misread it as KillzonedoNut, so I go by bydonut as well
Stranger: **by donut
You: Heheheh
You: I go by Kotetsu or KotetsuRedwood at most places
Stranger: yeah. I keep it to one username everyhwere I go, so EVERYONE can misread it. :D
You: Heheheheh
Stranger: Like, only three people have ever read it right.
Stranger: People always assume I have some doughnut fetish or something XD
Stranger: Rule 34, lol
You: xD
Stranger: I have some friends who (when we get bored) search random nouns on rule 34 XD
Stranger: The best one I found with them was POPCORN
Stranger: XD
Stranger: It was Orville Redenbaucher, who was going to "butter my popcorn"
Stranger: D:
You: Hahahahahahaha
Stranger: Honestly, this topic is probably eaiser to follow than most omegle conversations I'm in
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Peokemon > rule 34 > pokemon > computers > pokemon > GH > pokemon > rule 34
Stranger: I see a pattern :P
You: Hahahahahahahahah
You: You know what a furry is, right?
Stranger: yessir, I do
Stranger: why?
You: I hope you don't hate them D:
Stranger: Are you?
Stranger: Just asking
Stranger: I don't
You: Yeah, I'm a furry
Stranger: HOLY
Stranger: SHIt
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: *hugs*
Stranger: Now YOU have won an internet
Stranger: an e-cookie for you, mister ^^
You: H-hey, hey, why such a positive reaction
You: Are you one too? :D
Stranger: ....perhaps ^^;
Stranger: I sometimes draw commissions for people :P
Stranger: so...yeah
Stranger: I r :3
You: :D
Stranger: Sadly, I don't have a scanner anymore, so no more commissions, but whatever.
Stranger: >_<
You: Awwww
Stranger: I know. I get that reaction a lot. Apparently people like my doodle I was able to throw up when I had one. I've only SCANNED one pic, for myself. I guess if you want to see, I could link.
You: Sure, sure
Stranger: but I'm still awed that there r teh furz on omegle :D
You: Same!
Stranger: I know one who trolls on omegle for lulz, but that doesn't count in my book >_>;
Stranger: He links pronz for fun
Stranger: :P
You: Hahahah
You: I'll admit, I was actually just trolling with "Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!" at first
You: But I didn't expect it to turn into this! XD
Stranger:
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t328/ki...edout/bored.jpg --I draw in both bipedal and non whenever, btw. People hate this style, so I normally link a close up, but whatever. :P
You: Heheheheh
Stranger: :P
Stranger: I was going to ask if there were any furs on the pokemon forum for lulz, but I wasn't expecting a yes. XD
You: Heheheh
Stranger: Very cool, though. XD
Stranger: Good trolling method, you sure got me. :P
You: Hahahah...
You: I actually thought you were trolling too at first!
Stranger: Well, I had no idea where we were going with it,so the awesome thing was just a retort.
Stranger: After that, it was cool XD
You: Yup x3
You: So, what kind of furry are you?
You: Work safe, or not-work safe?
Stranger: *points to link*
You: If you get what I mean x3
Stranger: work safe
You: Awww
Stranger: I dun draw liek dat ;p
Stranger: also, hahaha
Stranger: Disappointed? XD
You: Yup x4
Stranger: The link I sent you is clean because I know that linking pronz is A. Not my stlye of art. B. A terrible Idea on the internets.
Stranger: YOU MAY STILL BE A TROLL
Stranger: watching you ;p
You: Heheh, already looking at it
Stranger: eh, I think you can answer what I am then. :P
Stranger: Not pokemanz related, though. ^^;
You: Feral
Stranger: *bangs head against adesk*
Stranger: I draw both ;p
You: Oohhhh
Stranger: That was just a good sketch. I don't just do one or the other.
Stranger: I guess I actually prefer drawing anthro, but I'll dabble.
You: Heheh
Stranger: Well, this was one hell of a shift from my last omegle conversation before this XD
Stranger: The last one was a guy asking what kind of underwear I was wearing, so I responded "stained".
Stranger: I love trolling trolls :3
You: Hahahahahah
Stranger: Still,
Stranger: I was wondering how long it would take to meet with a fur on trollmegle :D
You: Heheeh x34
You: Whoa, sorry
You: Typing died
Stranger: oh, it's cool. This keyboard isn't too good either. It drops letters constatnly
Stranger: >_<;
You: What an appropriate example!
You: xD
You: wait
Stranger: Quite :P
You: No that was a typo
Stranger: That was just a reversal of letters because I was going too fast. :P
Stranger: Still, the "O" key drops way too much
Stranger: I might as well use the zer key
Stranger: ......
You: Hahahahah
Stranger: g0ddammit
Stranger: >_>
You: That w0uld certainly make y0ur typing seem very, very 0dd
Stranger: 0h, unless it starts the sentence
Stranger: :3
You: True
You: So, do you do RPing?
Stranger: eh, on and off.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: Do you?
You: Well, I RP a lot.
Stranger: oh, coo ^^
You: Mostly naughty, but I've really, really been seeking a clean RP recently and can't find it
Stranger: XD
Stranger: You can't.
Stranger: Damn furz, yiffin in ur intarnetz
Stranger: :<
You: :(
Stranger: So, can I assume you're a pokemon-related fur? ;3
Stranger: Zigzagoon? XD
You: Well
You: I have many, many characters
You: Although my namesake, Kotetsu, is a bulbasaur, I'm very, very often associated with zigzagoons so I will RP zigzagoons very, vrey commonly
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Hmmm, I have a piece to link you. You ever go to collegehumor?
You: Not often!
Stranger:
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1778083Stranger: X3
You: xD
You: So grim
Stranger: IT IS! :D
You: ...Poor thing
You: D:
Stranger: I know :<
Stranger: I love the bit on pikachu, though
Stranger: "The elctric Judas..."
Stranger: ....e key
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Why do only nouns drp?
Stranger: dr0p sorry
You: Not sure!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I just need to hit the keys with a mallet, then
You:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWPIvp8hi8You: There ya go!
You: Will that mallet be suitable>
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I'd love that mallet.
You: Hahahahahah
Stranger: Well, do you have MSN?
You: kotetsu.redwood@hotmail.co.uk
Stranger: :3
Stranger: I only use it for furries and stuff, so I wasn't going to say I had it haha
You: :P
You: Oh, how things come full circle!
Stranger: That (I thought) was going to cause a ruckus
Stranger: Indeed XD
You: *waits for add*
Stranger: Fantastic XD
Stranger: Well, that was actually more like a full 6 or something
Stranger: We kinda awkwardly stumbled into the middle of the conversation a hour ago
Stranger: :P
You: Since we're talking over MSN now
You: This isn't necessary, right?
Stranger: nah, not really. :P
You: Hey!
You: I've got a joke for you, before you leave omegle!
Stranger: ....wait.....omegle has actually POSITIVELY affected me?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: go on
You: Knock knock
Stranger: Who's there?
Stranger: nobody?
You: Disco!
Stranger: :P
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: I prefer nobody XD
You: *waits for "disco who?"*
Stranger: Disco who?
You: DISCONNECT >:|
You have disconnected.