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Kotetsu - July 24, 2009 08:23 AM (GMT)
http://omegle.com/

Talk with strangers online. It's fun... and probably troll infested

Here's some of my amusing logs:

[spoiler=Log 1]Stranger: hi
You: Hullo
Stranger: m/f?
You: Male
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Log 2]You: Hullo!
You: How you doing?
Stranger: is this Joey?
You: Nope, sorry.
Stranger: I hate you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

Kotetsu - July 24, 2009 09:44 AM (GMT)
oh god here's more epic ones

[spoiler=LOG]You: Hullo
Stranger: Hello (:
You: How are you?
Stranger: Goood!
You: Good to know!
Stranger: yahh man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=LOG]Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: How're ya doing?
Stranger: Where are you country
You: Scotland
You: You?
Stranger: Taiwan
You: Oooooh
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Scotland
is very Beautiful
You: Indeed it is
You: I've never been to Taiwan, but I'd imagine it's a very nice place to be too
Stranger: the no Taiwan is embezzlement very serious country many idiots
You: Ouch.
Stranger: are you girl or boy?
You: I'm male
You: And you?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: how old are you
You: 17
You: you/
You: *you?
Stranger: 18
You: Aaaaaaah
Stranger: Is called elder brother
Stranger: ??
Stranger: Your country has many beautiful women
You: Yup
Stranger: why?
You: I'm not sure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=LOG]You: who are you and what are you doing in my house
Stranger: I'm stealing all your candy nigga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=LOG]You: GO POKEBALL!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl???
You: 18/male/hoenn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=LOG]You: GO POKEBALL
Stranger: i love you to the deepest extent of my burning soul
You: :D
Stranger: :D
You: let's be a trainer duo and go beat all the pokemon leagues with the power of LOVE
Stranger: :D
Stranger: yay
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=LOG]You: GO POKEBALL
Stranger: im fine
You: yes you are :D
Stranger: you?asl
You: 18/m/hoenn
Stranger: pokemon?
You: yes!
Stranger: fuck yutori
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=LOG]You: GO POKEBALL
Stranger: DO YOU SPEAK AMERICAN
You: nope sorry i only speak scottish
Stranger: Oh fornt
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Scotland
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: I am from AMERICA
You: As I guessed :P
Stranger: what kinda music do you like
You: Hmm. Not sure, actually.
You: A good way to describe it would probably be rock, and the music from the Touhou series
Stranger: oh i do not know what touhou is
Stranger: have you heard of animal collective
You: Not much but I think I know what it is
Stranger: oh they are one of my favorite bands
Stranger: as well as nickelback
Stranger: jk
You: OH
You: I thought you were talking about a concept of animals having a hive mind, not a band
You: xD
Stranger: oh haha
You: silly me!
Stranger: well its 6 am and i haven't slept in over 24 hours, so i should probably hit the hay
Stranger: nice talking to you
You: See ya!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=LOG]Stranger: DO YOU LIKE THE TOP?
You: YES
You: THAT IS A GOOD TOP
Stranger: OH YEA!! :DD
You: DELICIOUS TOP I MUST EAT IT
You: NOM NOM NOM
You: how are you? :D
Stranger: I'm awesome
Stranger: you must be too y/y?
You: yesyes
Stranger: yay ^ ^
Stranger: are you from earth?
Stranger: or possibly an alien?
You: I'll leave that to your imagination - unless you REALLY wanna know :3
Stranger: I have a thing for aliens
Stranger: oh.. curious
Stranger: so, what is going on rite nao
Stranger: where ever you are
You: Nothing muchat all - slow day!
Stranger: BLLLOLLLLLU
Stranger: oki
Stranger: I'm eating breakfast
You: Is it delicious?
Stranger: it's alrite
Stranger: it's not glittery enough for my tastes
You: xD
You: GLITTER CEREAL - fortified with vitamin sparkle/
You: ?
Stranger: I want those!
Stranger: you have any?
You: Unfortunatly no
Stranger: awws
Stranger: what's ur fave animal?
Stranger: mine's dinosaurs
You: hmm
You: Do purely fictional animals count?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: dinosaurs are fictional toes
You: well
You: I guess Imma gonna go with zigzagoon then
Stranger: oh, good choise
Stranger: did you know that all animals evolved from hairy amebas?
You: bacterium, yep
Stranger: ..are you the Doctor?
You: I wish :P
Stranger: damn.. I must find him
Stranger: and steal the TARDIS
You: Good luck with that :P
Stranger: muhahaha
Stranger: yea.. it's gonna be difficult
Stranger: do you like science jokes?
You: Hmm, yep
Stranger: yay
Stranger: here's my fave ever:
Stranger: Two neutrinos go through a bar..
Stranger: :DDD
You: Whoosh, sorry, lost on me D:
Stranger: it's oki.. but now I'm scorned ._.
You: oh?
Stranger: no one gets the joke..
Stranger: even my sis
You: Is it to do with quantum physics?
Stranger: nah, just particles
You: Aaaaaah
Stranger: but whatever
Stranger: here's another
Stranger: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
You: Uhm
You: Uranium sandwiches?
You: ...nah, too obvious
Stranger: Fission Chips
Stranger: xD
You: XDDDD
You: That's a good one!
Stranger: ikr?
Stranger: hehee
You: heheheheh
Stranger: I like you :D
You: You too :D
Stranger: *dances*
You: *dances with*
Stranger: this iz funny
Stranger: What is the maximum speed a computer can attain falling through an atmosphere?
You: Hmm. Something to do with Terminal Velocity, I'd assume :P
Stranger: Terminal velocity!
You: xP
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: oki so it wasn't that funny
You: I've seen way, way, way worse
You: "I want to catch more flies" "well then turn your web inter-a-net!"
Stranger: lolz
You: Oh god, that one is just brain-meltingly awful
Stranger: What do you call the part-time leader of an orchestra?
Stranger: ... a semiconductor.
You: Hahahahahahaha
Stranger: :'D
You: Uhmmmm.... lemme think one up
You: Ah!
You: Why are quantum computers gender confused?
You: *sexually confused?
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: tell me
You: Because it can't make its mind up whether something's a turn-on or a turn-off
Stranger: Ahah :DD
You: xP


I ended up asking for this person's MSN and we're talking right now! :D[/spoiler]

Parakaitz - July 24, 2009 04:13 PM (GMT)
Omegle is fun. 8D

Kotetsu - July 25, 2009 03:38 AM (GMT)
You: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOISE
You: >:(
Stranger: sorry man, i was just gonna borrow some sugar
Stranger: i'm baking a cake
You: ohhh
You: feel free
You: I've got too much sugar anyway :D
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: okay if i take your tv too?
You: sure, I don't use it
You: How are you?
Stranger: haha, good, having awkward conversations with internet people
Stranger: you?
You: I'm very, very bored
Stranger: yeah, right there with you
Stranger: this was pretty much the least productive thing i could think of to do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kotetsu - July 25, 2009 03:43 AM (GMT)
You: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Stranger: Eating
Stranger: duh
You: i hope you're not eating the soup
Stranger: Nahhh, Chips :D
You: Aaaah, good
You: The soup was poisoned :D
Stranger: Ek, Why would you poison soup?
You: To kill any soup-stealing bandits of course :D
You: How are you?
Stranger: Good, Now that i know im not poisoned, you?
You: I'm well, thanks :D
You: and I'm using the :D too much
Stranger: :D is cute though.
You: Yup
Stranger: Dirty jobs is dirty, if you didn't know.
You: Yeah, they are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kotetsu - July 25, 2009 03:52 AM (GMT)
You: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Stranger: sucking my cok
Stranger: Now.. SHOW ME YOUR BOOTYHOLE OOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: so you're sucking your own cok
You: oh and i didn't know you liked underage boys :P
Stranger: do you like fish sticks
You: no
You: I can't eat fish
Stranger: do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth
You: no
Stranger: then wat are you a gay fish
You: i'm not a fish
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: do you like tomatoes
You: uhm
You: not really
Stranger: I HATE TOMATOES!
Stranger: so wat about potatoes?
You: hmm
You: depends how they're prepared
Stranger: up ur butt!!!! and around the corner!!
Stranger: threw a tube and out your boob
You: what is this i do not even
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Xanando - July 25, 2009 04:17 AM (GMT)

These are hilarious

What the hell was with that last one

Kotetsu - July 25, 2009 05:52 AM (GMT)
You: hey
Stranger: hi -
Stranger: where are U from ?
You: space
You: you?
Stranger: space ? where is the space ?
Stranger: i from South of Korea
You: look up - it's where the stars are
Stranger: where is the space with you ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: hey to
Stranger: male here
You: male here too
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: Scotland
Stranger: I'm from Indonesia
You: Ooooh
Stranger: soo far but no problem
Stranger: Do u know about Bali ?
You: Nope, sorry
Stranger: Bali is god island
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hi
You: hey!
Stranger: why?
You: !?
You: !?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: ㅡㅡ아뭐
Stranger: 한국말로해
You: Aaah, sorry, I can't speak korean ^^;;
Stranger: 웨얼아유프롬
Stranger: ok~
Stranger: from
Stranger: ?
You: Scotland
Stranger: zxzz
Stranger: age
You: 17
You: you?
Stranger: 08
Stranger: 18
Stranger: boy?
You: yep
Stranger: ㅋㅋ
Stranger: ㅎㅎ
Stranger: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
Stranger: 잉글리슁
Stranger: 콩쿠ㅜㅜㅜㅜ
Stranger: 쥬ㅣ달ㅇ~~
Stranger: ㅃ요뾰오뽀오~>_<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(I translated the above one!)
Stranger: hi
You: hey!
Stranger: why?
You:!?
You: !?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: ㅡ ㅡahmwo
Stranger: hangukmalrohae
You: Aaah, sorry, I can't speak korean ^ ^;;
Stranger: weeolahyupeurom
Stranger: ok ~
Stranger: from
Stranger:?
You: Scotland
Stranger: zxzz
Stranger: age
You: 17
You: you?
Stranger: 08
Stranger: 18
Stranger: boy?
You: yep
Stranger: ㅋ ㅋ
Stranger: Ha ha
Stranger: Ha ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha ha
Stranger: inggeulriswing
Stranger: kongku have that have that
Stranger: Jeu ㅣdal P ~ ~
Stranger: ㅃyoppyoohppooh ~> _ <
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Xanando - July 25, 2009 06:09 AM (GMT)
If i wasnt on an itouch id chat on this

Kotetsu - July 25, 2009 06:46 AM (GMT)
You: quick
Stranger: hey
You: tell me
Stranger: what
You: what is the answer to life
Stranger: no answers
Stranger: ?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: wtf kinda q is that
You: WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE
Stranger: THERE IS NONE
Stranger: ??????
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: quick
You: tell me
You: what is the answer to life
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Which country you are
You: I'm from Space
You: And you?
Stranger: You?
You: ???
Stranger: Mro F?
You: !?!?
Stranger: M/f
You: i'm male
Stranger: You are male or female?
You: I'm Male
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Which country you are
You: Space
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Which country you are??
You: I'm from space
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: quick
You: tell me
You: what is the answer to life
Stranger: die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: where r you from
You: space
You: and you?
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: BLLOLLLU?
You: ?
Stranger: OH NOES
Stranger: DO YOU EVEN GO HERE?!
You: i guess i do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 1,302/both/space
Your conversational partner has disconnected. (They disconnected as soon as I posted it!)

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: quick question if you don't mind
You: what is the answer to life
Stranger: well......
Stranger: i dont know
You: Shame
Stranger: ok u answer
You: I don't know
You: That's why I'm asking
Stranger: shame
Stranger: ur stupid than ur mothers ass
Stranger: shame on u gay head
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi~
You: Hey
Stranger: ?
You: How are you?
Stranger: i'm fine zz
You: Good good
Stranger: from?
You: Scotland
Stranger: i'm korea~
You: Ooooh
Stranger: are you m or f?
You: M
Stranger: i'm f
You: Oooh
Stranger: Or translation it raises and it uses and it takes off there is gain and loss it does as a favor, a number of days and in ardency and
You: Hmmm?
Stranger: i cant speak english well so It will not know your end and there is a possibility which it will listen
You: Alright, alright.
Stranger: do you know korea?
You: Not really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey
You: quick question if you don't mind
You: what is the answer to life
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Stranger: the answer to life...
Stranger: jee... thats a toughie...
Stranger: 1 sec
Stranger: true happiness
Stranger: love
You: oooooh
You: Good answer
You: How are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: quick question
You: what is the answer to life
Stranger: joy
You: good answer
Stranger: what ywould be your answer?
You: Happiness
You: After all, we revel in it, we seek it always
Stranger: thats is a tight one
Stranger: yeah totally
You: And no matter how well off you are if you're unhappy you may as well be poor
Stranger: money is not everything huh
You: True.
You: But it's damn well close
Stranger: but dont you think money can buy happiness?
You: money can buy happiness
You: Money can even buy "love" - but not true love.
Stranger: thats true and funny
Stranger: money buy love everywhere
Stranger: money always were and always will be the the tool for anything
You: Yep
Stranger: where r you typing from?
You: Scotland
You: You?
Stranger: US
Stranger: utah
Stranger: have you been around here?
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: I've never been to the US
You: and I'm male
Stranger: im a male as well
Stranger: i was looking for some girls
Stranger: but was nice to talk to you dawg
Your conversational partner has disconnected. (At least he was nice about it!)

Kotetsu - July 25, 2009 07:27 AM (GMT)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: quick
You: tell me
You: what is the answer to life
Stranger: okey
Stranger: happiness you enjoy
You: Thank you!
Stranger: from?
You: Scotland
You: And you?
Stranger: russia'
You: Oooooh
Stranger: nice 2 see u
You: Nice to see you too
Stranger: age?
You: 17
You: you?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: sex?
You: male
Stranger: male 2
Stranger: go on?
You: hmm?
Stranger: student?j
You: Yup
Stranger: mean what??
You: Huh?
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: o
Stranger: i get it
Stranger: i am student 2
Stranger: here?
You: Yes
Stranger: use msn?
You: Nope
Stranger: pity
Stranger: why not applicate one?
You: hmmm
You: Not sure
Stranger: difficult to make??
You: Not really
Stranger: seldom u chat on line?
You: Nope
Stranger: play games on line?
You: Wait, wait.
You: Yeah, I play games online, yeah, I chat online
Stranger: what game?which chat platform?
You: Game? Team Fortress 2
You: Chat platform? Well, steam
Stranger: steam,i can use?
You: Possibly
Stranger: down load web?
Stranger: hmmm?
You: ???
Stranger: web??download the steam
You: http://store.steampowered.com/
You: You actually may be more comfortable with this link: http://store.steampowered.com/?l=russian
Stranger: thank
Stranger: your ad?
Stranger: can give me
You: Uhm
You: No offence, but I actually don't give away my steam account name, sorry
Stranger: it desn't matter
Stranger: steam?? The Nexus of PC gaming??
Stranger: yup?
You: Yup
Stranger: not the Chat platform?
You: it's a chat platform too
Stranger: u have not one only for chating??
You: Nope
Stranger: u ar a game junkie??
You: yes
Stranger: have some wonderful game??
Stranger: i go now through bye:)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...Was he asking me to download the internet?

Brando the Renegade - July 25, 2009 07:49 AM (GMT)
I recruited someone to MW...

[spoiler=MW recruitment]You: I'm bored
You: u
Stranger: me too
You: checs out mysticwish.net
You: it's awesome
You: checks out the forum
Stranger: im on the home page but ok
You: register!
You: do it
Stranger: are you a mod?
You: no
Stranger: or admin
You: but I know the owner personally
You: She's my buddy
Stranger: ooh
You: Anything can happen on MW and probably will
You: I'm a Dungeon Ruler on MW
Stranger: looks like you havent been to 4 chan
You: whats that?
You: is it EPICH
Stranger: it's home of /b/ and where all of the internet meems started
You: cool
You: still register to MW
Stranger: i will
You: its EPICH
Stranger: www.4chan.org
You: will do
Stranger: heres a wiki of it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
You: MW is for anyone who likes DBZ, Pokemon, Phoenix Right, or any other random stuff
You: in fact a person on MW introduced me to this site
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: yeah this site is pretty cool
You: talking to random strangers
You: what else could I ask for
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you do it every day on the internet
Stranger: or at least strangers that are kind of like your friend
You: sure
Stranger: well im leaving cause i'm tired
You: see ya later
You: Check out MW
Stranger: see ya
Stranger: i will and check out 4 chan and /b/
You: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected
[/spoiler]

Brando the Renegade - July 25, 2009 08:25 AM (GMT)
I met a girl, I think I recruited her too.

[spoiler=I met a girl]Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: from?
You: Nevada
You: you
Stranger: finland
You: is it nice there
Stranger: yea kind of
Stranger: and there
You: It's a Dry Heat
You: but really fun
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i love us
Stranger: usa
You: cool
Stranger: d u like music
You: mostly metal
You: or alternative
You: maybe punk
Stranger: ookay and u like mj
Stranger: Michael Jackson
You: Hell Yeah
You: I'm sad he's gone though
Stranger: yeah i cried a week and still crying i loved him and still love his music
You: My friend was so evestated she locked herself in her room
You: devestated
Stranger: okay and how is she now
You: Don't know, she hasn't come out yet
You: she's alive her parents send her in food and empty plates come out
Stranger: omg have she ate or drunl water
Stranger: okay good
Stranger: how old is she if u dont mind
You: 16
Stranger: i listen to michael jackson every night before i sleep if i dont i cannot sleep
Stranger: omg im 14 ill turn 15 in nov
You: I'm older than you by a month
Stranger: okay
Stranger: nice to meet ya
You: same here
Stranger: r u boy r girl
Stranger: im girl
You: boy
Stranger: okay do u have msn ?
You: not anymore
Stranger: why
You: it gave too many viruses
Stranger: aa ookay
Stranger: what u think about omegle
You: is cool
Stranger: sometimes here is very weird people
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i came here cause i wanna make some foreign friendz
You: Well I'm Fillipino
Stranger: okay
You: U should check out forum.mysticwish.net
Stranger: okay
You: its a really cool site
Stranger: do u have even email
You: yes
Stranger: okay wate ill check
Stranger: can i have ur mail ?
You: icecrusher1230@yahoo.com
You: do u like Pokemon, DBZ, or Phoenix Wright
Stranger: okay ill mail u mine is saara-hasan@hotmail.com
Stranger: do u mean cartoon
You: any fandom
You: game anime
You: whatever
Stranger: not rally
Stranger: really
You: okay
You: MW (Mysticwish) is a cool site you should check out
You: it has so many cool topics
Stranger: it doesnt open with me
You: what
You: doesn't open for you
Stranger: yes
You: what?
Stranger: it doesnt open for meeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: What doesn't open for you
Stranger: the site myswitc or what ever
You: it's forum.mysticwish.net
Stranger: wha?
Stranger: yea but it doesnt open wate ill try another time
You: try mysticwish.net
You: and use the link to the forums from there
Stranger: okay wate
Stranger: okay i saw it its nice but i dont like manga
You: There is an area just for general chatter
Stranger: okay
You: that's where I usually post
Stranger: okay
You: btw I'm Brando the Renegade
Stranger: okay ur real name or forum name?
You: my forum name
Stranger: hah oka
You: and part of my real name
Stranger: okay
You: It means I'm Awesome
Stranger: okay
You: Im watchin Venture Bros.
Stranger: okay??
You: I'm just bored
Stranger: okay
Stranger: arent there night right now
Stranger: why r nt u sleeping
You: That's a good point
You: why aren't I sleeping
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm in insomniac
You: or an insomniac
Stranger: bye i need to go mail mee bye see ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/spoiler]

Xanando - July 25, 2009 04:38 PM (GMT)
Omegle has an app for the itouch, but its very flawed

Kotetsu - July 25, 2009 07:48 PM (GMT)
You: What, in your opinion, makes a good game?
Stranger: What in your opinion is better: cocoa -cola or water?
You: Coca-cola
Stranger: I think water is healthy
Stranger: coca - cola is bleeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kotetsu - July 25, 2009 07:56 PM (GMT)
You: What, in your opinion, makes a good game?
Stranger: good plot
Stranger: ot, rather, good character - one you can relate to
Stranger: where you feel that your decision actually mean something in his/her life, that you make choices with meaning
Stranger: see: planescape: torment
Stranger: or other way around: fallout, where you become the character and mold him into 'yourself''
You: Ooooooh
You: Best answer I've gotten yet!
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: omegle is such a hit and miss, isn't it :)
Stranger: so what would be your answer?
You: Hmmm
You: I'm not entirely sure...
You: I suppose it has to be fun, I guess xD
Stranger: ah, that definitely :)
Stranger: but what would define 'fun game' to you?
You: I'm actually not sure on that!
Stranger: work your way up from genre
Stranger: do you prefer plotty ones? fast ones? strategy? tactics? shooting your way out? hiding in shadows and waiting for perfect move? building cities? destroying opponents? solving mysteries?
You: Hmmm.
You: I'm not entirely sure!
You: I just play games. If I like them, I keep playing. If not... yep
Stranger: definitely an approach :)
You: Yup :P
Stranger: best of luck in searching for good ones, then :D
You: Thanks :D
You: I'm gonna disconnect now. Anything you wanna say beforehand - or want to continue the convo?
Stranger: you beat me to it :)
Stranger: name your favorite game before you go?
You: Uhmmmm
You: Team Fortress 2... Probably. The players have been getting worse and worse, so... Maybe Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue/Red?
Stranger: thanks :)
You: Oh yeah - have a good day, a good life and a good afterlife, right? :D
Stranger: on every plane!
Stranger: good night to you :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

UnMitzTakeable - July 27, 2009 04:10 PM (GMT)
Stranger: A/S/L
You: Centuries/Yes please/Not Earth
Stranger: Gee, someone's sarcastic.
You: Gee, Einstein. Figure that out by yourself?
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Stranger: Hi. Do you have a cat?
You: ...I had one. );
Stranger: Aw
You: His name was Romeo
You: He was the greatest cat I've had since Tom.
Stranger: Awwww.
You: You have one?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: OW ITS BITING MY TOE.
You: THROW OXICLEAN ON IT.
Stranger: ...What?
You: The toe.
Stranger: Why?
You: It'll get the bloodstain off.
Stranger: So your cat bites the blood out of you too?
You: ); He used to bite out of love. I miss Romeo.
Stranger: You can have bob.
You: ...Is bob gray with black tiger stripes?
Stranger: No...
You: I want one that looks like Tom and Romeo.
Stranger: Aw. Picky
You: SENTIMENTAL.
You have disconnected.

[spoiler=Attack of Memes]
You: Milhouse
Stranger: Not a meme.
You: We agree, then.
Stranger: So i herd u liek mudkipz?
You: slowpoke.png
You: i liek lucario
Stranger: Lucario is a whore.
Stranger: He's a furry pornstar.
You: I must get his autograph. Hear about the Taco Bell dog?
Stranger: Good night, sweet prince.
You: Eat lightning. Shit thunder.
Stranger: COURAGE WOLF.
You: Milhouse. Is not a meme.
You: ADVICE DOG SAYS SOMETHING SMART FOR ONCE.
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Xanando - July 28, 2009 10:01 PM (GMT)
holy crap: a omegle that wasnt random at all


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Stranger: comment-ca va?
You: what?
Stranger: how're you
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: eating lunch
You: lunch? where are you?
Stranger: at home\
You: i should have expected that one
Stranger: xD nice
Stranger: but
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it's late to eat lunch i guess
You: its 1:40 here
Stranger: it's 2:40 here
Stranger: canada
You: oh
You: USA
Stranger: everyone on here is american it seems xD
Stranger: im english
You: all of the ones i've talked to have been from finland
You: youre english?
Stranger: yeah
You: im english russian hungarian and romanian
Stranger: i'm english italian and ukrainian
Stranger: but mostly english
You: yeah same here
You: my heritage pwned your heritage
Stranger: never
Stranger: my ancestors were all dirt-poor coal miners!
Stranger: HAH!
You: so?
Stranger: except some, who were peasants
You: my family is influential
You: in the world
You: it has and will always be
Stranger: xD influential in what respect?
You: um well lets see here, my great grandfather designed parts of the gemini missions
You: my great great grandparents owned the land on the Kennedy Space Center
You: My uncle currently is an advisor to both the country of Georgia, and to Obama
You: We came from Alexander the great
You: so yeah, my family and ancestors pwn
Stranger: not really
Stranger: that's uninteresting
Stranger: so, if theyre all that what are you?
You: a 14 year old in college
Stranger: sure.
You: yeah you dont believe i
You: it
Stranger: nope
You: only way i can prove it to people is if i show them my id
Stranger: not for a second
You: but were online so i cant
Stranger: obviously
Stranger: how convenient
You: long story short, started school early, and never had a summer off
You: i fucking hate my parents for that
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: so, as it's tuesday
Stranger: where are you now?
You: On campus, waiting for my next class
Stranger: >.> mhmmmm
You: What really sucks though is the fact that I live in Vegas.
You: Its so hot!
Stranger: .....
You: 115 degrees is a normal high temperature
Stranger: i live in canada, there's been snow until june this year, and normal temperature is anywhere between -40 celsius and 40 celsius
Stranger: 115 means nothing to me
You: it gets that hot in Canada?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: we had a tornado last weekend as well
You: i dont believe that
Stranger: tough
Stranger: it's true
Stranger: we just caught the tail end though
Stranger: but there was this huge black cloud that blotted out the sky
Stranger: but then it turned red
You: ok now you are boring me
Stranger: and our spruce tree is now decaptitated
You: so what do you like to do?

Stranger: me?
Stranger: play harp
Stranger: read
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: draw
You: what genres do you read?
Stranger: fantasy, mostly
Stranger: it varies though
Stranger: recently i read Tess of the D'Urbervilles...
Stranger: it was melodramatic -.-
You: ive heard of it, never read it
You: I prefer science fiction
Stranger: xD
Stranger: have you read h2g2?
You: hitchhikers guide?
Stranger: yesss
You: yeah ive read it
You: and seen the movie
You: i prefer the book
Stranger: the books are much better
Stranger: i've read all of them
You: have you read 2001: a space odyssey?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: is it good?
You: YES!!!!
Stranger: xD i'll see if it's at the library then
You: its followed up by 2010: odyssey 2 and 2061: odyssey 3
You: read them!
You: have you read the foundation series?
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: never heard of it
Stranger: whats it about?
Stranger: btw, are you male or female?
You: im male... anyways they are by Isaac Asimov
Stranger: the name measn nothing, whats it about
Stranger: *means
Stranger: ?
You: its hard to describe
You: hold on ill get a synopsis
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i looked it up
Stranger: it seems
Stranger: idk
Stranger: id have to read it
You: yeah its a good series
You: and youve never heard of Asimov?
Stranger: no
Stranger: should i have?
You: sci-fi writer
You: also wrote i, robot
Stranger: i dont really read sci-fi
You: known for his laws of robotics
You: i gathered that you dont read sci-fi
Stranger: xD
You: dont know Asimov... ugh
Stranger: sorry
You: anyways what are some series you read?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: uhhhhhh
Stranger: i have a bad memeory, hang on
Stranger: also, i make typos
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: dunno, really
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i liked the chronicles of pellinor
You: nvr heard of it
Stranger: it's good, about a bard
You: ok...
Stranger: hm.
Stranger: i read lots of cute little-kiddy novels
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 14
You: please tell me you didnt read twilight
Stranger: read it and hated it
You: phew
Stranger: awful writing
You: i hate it because of the whole sparkly abstinent vampire thing
Stranger: xD
Stranger: mixed with polygamy
You: seriously she bastardized all vampires
Stranger: xD
You: so what else do you read?
Stranger: im trying to think...
Stranger: uhmm
Stranger: **harrybutt** xD
You: well i know that hp is better than twilight... proof in point gaypire gets killed in hp4
Stranger: what?
You: anyways i like to read greek epics
You: diggory was played by the same guy that plays one of the twilight vampires
Stranger: oh xD
Stranger: apparently he smells awful
You: anyways have you read any greek epics?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: such as?
You: The Odyssey, The Illiad
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i knew some greek myths though
Stranger: before i forgot them...
You: well how could forget something you didnt know?
Stranger: .....
Stranger: i read collectives of greek myths when i was 10
Stranger: but i dont remember them
Stranger: your question makes no sense
You: you cant forget anything you dont know
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but i knew them
Stranger: and i forgot them
You: oh i see what i did i forgot to put the you
You: ok well thats why you werent getting it
You: what myths?
Stranger: something to do with somebody being born out of someone's head...?
Stranger: D: my memory sucks
You: wasnt that Pallus Athena?
Stranger: idk xD
Stranger: wasnt it?
Stranger: oh, hang on
Stranger: echo and narcissus, i remember that
You: oh those yeah
You: prometheus
You: do you remember that?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: the liver guy!
Stranger: ...i think...
You: no. the titan who gave man fire
Stranger: .....
Stranger: i thought he was the liver guy
You: what liver guy?
Stranger: he got tied to a rock as punishment for something
Stranger: and eagles pecked out his liver
Stranger: every day
Stranger: cos it regenerated cos he was immortal
Stranger: and then later heracles rescued him....
You: oh yeah
You: as punishment for giving man fire
Stranger: there
Stranger: yes!
You: so thats what you call him? the liver guy?
Stranger: xD i forgot his name
Stranger: people make mistakes, you have to allow for that...
Stranger: do you like music?
You: yeah
Stranger: such as...?
You: Metallica, Iron Maiden, A7X, System of a Down, Disturbed
Stranger: ah.
You: what do you like?
Stranger: 12012, D'espairs Ray, Joanna Newsom, Solex, the Ramones, the New York Dolls, Phillip Glass, the Mekons, Kim Robertson, Tricky, Slapp Happy.....
Stranger: and a lot more
You: oh
Stranger: Roxy Music
Stranger: uhmn
Stranger: uhm*
Stranger: Due Le Quartz
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: xD what...
You: ...?
Stranger: nvm, i thought maybe you thought i was weird or something >.>
You: not really
You: do you think im weird?
Stranger: not particularly
Stranger: i think you're a liar xD
You: i am not a liar dammit!
Stranger: when's your next class, then....?
You: at 3:00
Stranger: >.> sure.
You: it goes til 4:40
You: im working on a paper right now for it though
You: its an english class
Stranger: oh ^^
Stranger: sure ^^
Stranger: dyou like writing...?
You: not really
You: Like any relationship, the relationship between USSR/Russia and the USA is a dynamic one. Throughout the past century, we have been allies and enemies. With the relationship heading to a reset, what are we resetting from? We are resetting from the end of WWII. Over the half century, a lot has happened.
In World War II, we were initially on opposing sides until two things happened. The first was when Hitler attacked Russia, and the other was when FDR decided to give aid to the Soviets; however this decision was a tough one, as the top military officials in the USA screamed at him for thinking about doing so. They believed that all of US supplies should be used to build up America’s arsenal. In the end though, FDR did give aid to the Soviets. (Gantz, 74)
After World War II, there were some conflicts between US and Russia; two examples are the ideological differences, and the differences in what to do with conquered land. These lead to some arguing between the two countries. The situation became a little bit dire when the USSR developed their first working nuke. This is stated in National Security Council 68 when they discuss the nature of conflict in 1950:
The Kremlin regards the United States as the only major threat to the conflict between idea of slavery under the grim oligarchy of the Kremlin, and the exclusive possession of atomic weapons by the two protagonists. The idea of freedom, moreover, is peculiarly and intolerably subversive of the idea of slavery. But the converse is not true. The implacable purpose of the slave state to eliminate the challenge of freedom has placed the two great powers at opposite poles. It is this fact, which gives the present polarization of power the quality of crisis.
In the next part of the court document, the USA justifies why they are right and why the Kremlin is wrong. In summary, they say that the opposites between the two will always result in conflict because of their ideological beliefs, and why there are such things as the iron curtain that separates the two systems. It discusses how the Soviets attacked Czechoslovakia, and how that is an attack on all free institutions. The Council who wrote this reason that the United States is challenged by the Russians, because the systems are so different, and that the USSR is willing to use force against anyone that it disagrees with, and thus they are a threat to America and American interests.
The House Un-American Activities Committee came into play here. Originally created to review the New Deal programs, they changed their focus in the fifties. Fearing espionage, they held several trials charging people as communists from 1950 to 1954. The most well known trial was the Hollywood 10, a trial in which several of Hollywood’s writers and directors were accused of spreading pro-communistic propaganda. They refused to identify who they worked with, leading to the destruction of many of their careers.
Joseph McCarthy was head of a sub-committee. He was brutal in his questioning of suspects and used immoral investigative tactics in many of the cases, especially the one against the Army. He claimed that the Army was now full of communists, and mid trial, he accused the opposing attorney’s partner as a communist. This resulted in the quote from Welch, his opponent, “Have you no sense of decency sir?”
Near the late 50’s, America was tired of all the commotion, and Eisenhower disbanded the HUAC. As the end of the decade was approaching, there were several conflicts between the USA and USSR, due to the attempts of developing third world countries and the spreading of propaganda. Eisenhower started the People to People program, in order to spread pro-America propaganda to the world. It is an ambassador program for the common man, to provide a good opinion of Americans (Osgood, 216), it stills goes on today. Last year I was part of it. There were problems with Laos and the Paphet Lao (which was turning a neutral state into a communistic), the Congo and Lumumba (who was a communist, but tried to get aid from both sides against a civil war, and was eventually assassinated), and Cuba and Fidel Castro, were all examples of third world countries and leaders, that were in conflict at the time.
Also Nikita Khrushchev, the President of Russia during this time vehemently wanted a Berlin Wall to stop the flow of East Berliners into West Berlin; the result of this was his putting the world through two ultimatums, one with Eisenhower, and one with Kennedy. Khrushchev was disappointed in both the presidents as they were both unwilling to come to a collaboration on the issue, which forced the ultimatum.
In the 60’s, there was a lot going on with Russia and the USA. The USA had more conflicts with Russia over the Bay of Pigs Invasion in 1960, Berlin, the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty of 1968, “the space race”, and the Cuban Missile Crisis, one of the largest standoffs. The Cuban Missile Crisis was in 1962, the result of Castro accepting nuclear weapons from the Russians after several years of shipping out weapons, and also the result of the Bay of Pigs.
The Bay of Pigs was an invasion sponsored by the US government. They had been training Cuban émigrés, otherwise known as militants to invade Cuba. It was a surprise attack. At first, Khrushchev and Castro both assumed that if there was going to be an invasion, it would be to help a presidential candidate, Richard Nixon, become elected. When that did not happened, they let their guard down. Overall the Bay of Pigs invasion was a complete flop for the United States. It would have been successful, if Kennedy had not called of an air attack at the last second.
The Russians thought it was best to put a military base on Cuba after the Bay of Pigs. . As Khrushchev said during a meeting waiting for the Kennedy speech, after they found out that the USSR was putting nuclear weapons on Cuba, and demanding them to stop, “The point is we didn’t want to unleash war. All we wanted to do was to threaten them, to put restraint on them with regard to Cuba.” (FURENSKO, 469).
During this same period, Yuri Gagarin and Alexei Leonov became the first Russians, and people, to orbit around the earth and the take the first spacewalk, respectively. The USA eventually had the first men on the moon, as well as the first men to leave earth’s orbit. The militaries of both countries tested out several reconnaissance satellites. This only escalated the arms race that was going on.
The 1970’s brought about the ABM treaty of 1972, and the SALT II. The Anti Ballistic Missile treaty (ABM) reduced the amount of defensive nuclear weapons. These ABM’s are designed to intercept enemy missiles. The treaty put severe limitations on the nuclear weapons such as restricting the number of ABMs at a site. The Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty II was based on the Salt I discussions. It reduced several different types of missiles and missile launchers. It required that heavy bombers such as the B-52 could have only a few warheads equipped. It also restricted the use of nuclear tipped torpedoes.
The successor of Nikita Khrushchev, Brezhnev died. This allowed for a new generation of thinkers to take control. Yuri Andropov took control in 1982 and then paved the way for Mikhail Gorbachev to take over in 1985. Gorbachev turned the Politburo around, replacing 57 people in his first year. (335) Gorbachev tried to further reform the USSR with policies of perestroika and glasnost. The people were too skeptical of him, and the policies failed. He also improved relationships between the USA and Russia when he ordered the destruction of the Berlin Wall, that Khrushchev vehemently demanded be built three decades ago.
In the 90’s, two arms reduction treaties were signed. They were the Start treaties. Start stands for StraTegic Arms Reduction Treaty. One of these treaties was signed in 1991 with Mikhail Gorbachev. During 1992, Boris Yeltsin came into power. In 1993, the second START treaty was signed with Boris Yeltsin.
In the new millennium, George W Bush signed a treaty in 2002 with Vladimir Putin. In August of 2008, Russia attacked Georgia. Georgia, a US ally was attacking rebels in South Ossetia, when the Russians sent over troops. This tested the Presidential candidates on their foreign policy. In late 2008, Russia put pressure on President-elect Obama to remove a missile defense network as soon as he was in office, testing how the President-elect reacted. Now in 2009, these two countries are preparing another nuclear disarmament treaty.
Overall the relationship between the two has been very interesting. These two countries have had great ideological differences, which led to hostilities. The fierce rivalry between the two countries led to several conflicts. At the same time though, the two countries have also started to make the world a little bit safer, and move the hands of the doomsday clock back.

heres a rough draft of the paper
Stranger: god it looks dreary
You: Had my head in research books all weekend
You: and wrote this yesterday
You: but theres so much more to put into it though
You: yeah
You: damn homework
You: so... do you like to write?
Stranger: fucking hate it xDD
Stranger: i get good marks though
You: oh
You: well at least thats good
Stranger: mhmm
You: are any of your drawings online?
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: what dyou mean by drawings?
You: you said you like to draw
You: so are any online?
Stranger: http://raffaellac.deviantart.com/
Stranger: i kinda suck
You: not really
Stranger: did i mention im an anime nerd? ; D
Stranger: not really
Stranger: i dont watch much
Stranger: but i draw like that, so...
You: do you watch Bleach?
Stranger: i used to
Stranger: but i got fed up with the lame vampires
Stranger: i've read up to volume 23
Stranger: have to get the rest out from the library
You: in the anime, they got to the second ichigo ulquiorra fight in hueco mundo, but thy are in filler mode atm
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: okay good for them i dont think im that far yet xDD
You: yeah
You: a new episode is going to be out tonight
You: i just hope it isnt filler
You: so where are you?
You: in the manga i mean
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: i forget cos i havent read for a couple months
Stranger: something to do with grimmjow losing an arm and being angry
You: oh yeah, tousen cutting off grimmjows arm for going into the real world with out permission
You: that was fun
Stranger: xD\
Stranger: okie
Stranger: i need to re-read stuff i think
You: probably
Stranger: yeahhhh >.>
You: at least its good
Stranger: xD
Stranger: awwwe! My cat sneezed xD
You: so?
Stranger: it was fucking adorable
You: oh
You: yeah, a cat wouldnt survive that long at my house though
Stranger: o.o
You: we have one lizard, one rabbit, a basset hound, one military macaw, three parakeets, and one cockatiel
You: both the dog and the macaw would kill the cat
Stranger: xD
Stranger: what about the rabbit...?
You: the rabbit wouldnt care
You: and the lizard, even though its only two feet long would try to eat the cat
Stranger: .....
Stranger: HAHAHA that's cute xD
Stranger: liards are awesome
You: its a bearded dragon named spike
Stranger: ooh, my friend had a bearded dragon
Stranger: he had to give it away though
Stranger: something about his mum hating it
You: yeah
You: i was going to get a snake, but my mom threatened to kill it as soon as it came home
You: well i gtg
You: bye

and now for something completely different

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: good too
Stranger: where you from
Stranger: ?
You: route 37 in Johto
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Kris - July 30, 2009 04:25 PM (GMT)
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
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well that was fun


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round 2!



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You: how bout you pick a username!
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Xanando - July 30, 2009 08:50 PM (GMT)
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You: WERE LIVING LIES!!!
Stranger: Dear Tony,

I regret having to write a letter to you in order to express my feelings, but I find it more effective at this point than conversing with you verbally. I had intended to write such a letter anyway, but at the end of the term with thanks for the term and advice for the future. However, now, this letter’s intent is to salvage the last few weeks we have as roommates. It summarizes both the items which I believe to be trouble spots for us and the activities which I regret not sharing with you anymore as I enjoyed your company.

I could tell at the beginning of the term that we had a lot in common – from a computer technology background to similar personalities. I looked forward to being able to use computers as a topic of conversation between us. I always enjoy learning stuff from people in other areas of computer technology, science, and related fields, as it broadens my own understanding of how they all fit together. I also appreciated being able to share dinners with you – it was a chance for me to get out of the apartment, try someplace new or familiar, and spend time with you – learning more about you and building a friendship. Finally, your introduction to Mike, Shannon, and our kayaking adventure are among my favorite memories of this term.

Unfortunately, it also quickly became apparent that this rosy picture might not match the reality of our relationship. You have a great gift, Tony, of being able to spot problems, imperfections, and inefficiencies – whether in computer or business systems, social behaviors or systems, or biological systems – such as proper nutrition. I was impressed, and frankly intimidated, by your ability to spot problems with how computer systems are run, how the way people shop and eat food contributes to health problems, etc. However, in order to make the best use of this gift, one must learn how to offer criticisms wisely. This I see as one of your few weaknesses, or “deltas” as I have also heard them called.

You offered helpful criticisms of the ways in which I shopped for food, acted around other interns, and with you as a roommate. However, not once do I recall ever hear you say anything positive about my background, skills, my abilities, or me as an individual. Nor did I see any affirmations of things that I had done correctly (according to your standards and expectations). Furthermore, the ways in which you asked me to change myself around you – smile less, wiggle less, act less enthusiastic, don’t talk to you, etc. appear to not respect who I am or make any counter-offer of adjustments on your part. By nature, I am a generally cheerful, energetic, smiling individual who enjoys making friendships and conversation regularly with roommates, friends, RAs, work supervisors, and so forth. In asking me to shut down or reduce my inclination towards these activities and behaviors, you also asked me to cut off certain parts of who I am, a difficult request for anyone, and a task that generally puts me in a bad mood.

When I started the conversation several weeks back about the sports games, I had no intention of it shifting into a philosophical or political discussion. I was simply trying to make small talk about sports or some other general topic with which I could connect with you. I did enjoy the turn that it took, as those topics are favorites of mine, and admittedly gained great pleasure in debating you to the point of no return, as it was a good way for me to take out my frustration at your requests as stated above. However, I wished that we could have found something less incendiary and antagonistic to discuss or found something else to do together instead.

You might be wondering why I have not tried to bring this up with you again instead of sitting quietly without saying a word. First, as I said before, you convey a certain amount of intimidation upon others because of your high expectations and frequent criticisms, whether you realize it or carefully cultivate it. Second, after running a mental cost-benefit analysis, I decided to simply do as you said, ignoring you, smiling less, etc. to see if there was a noticeable impact. To this date, I observe no visible change in your behavior towards me, which leads me to conclude that either you simply do not care either way, or that you simply did not notice the changes at all. After several weeks of complying, I have decided that I am fed up with doing so as there seems to be no real benefit to me. Third, I have seen no interest on your part in trying to amend the situation, or even awareness that there are problems to be solved, so why should I bother?

As I said in the beginning, I had been optimistic for the possibilities of a friendship with you and appreciated the results of the first few weeks together. I enjoyed having dinner with you at Hard Rock, Austin Grill, Gordon Biersch, and Five Guys. I also want to thank you for introducing me to Mike and Shannon, as they are great people. Unfortunately, if I examined our relationship from an objective perspective, there have been more frustrations and arguments than good moments, and I have little hope left that this will change in the next two weeks, despite my tendency to think optimistically.

Perhaps I should have written you a letter sooner in the term, perhaps I should have been more insistent on trying to break this impasse, and perhaps I am just looking to the wrong person for these kinds of things. Regardless of the case, I am sorry that my behaviors, values, and actions have not made me the best roommate for you. If you would like to talk about it, you will have to initiate the discussion. I have said my piece, and I am tired of conversations in which my grammar, nutrition and “Montana” lifestyle are criticized and no positive steps are agreed upon.

With great regret,

Drew

You: How do you sleep
When you live with your lies
Out of your mouth
Up from your mind

Stranger: lyrics?
You: yes...
Stranger: is that some hippy shit song?
You: no... fucker
Stranger: YOU SMOKIN DA BLUNTS?
You: its from violence fetish by disturbed
Stranger: oh disturbed
Stranger: nice
You: yeah
Stranger: ok well ttyl
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WTF?

ok... now one that isnt long:
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Stranger: hello
You: Who will we murder now?
Stranger: ummm hmm
Stranger: i think jacob
Stranger: he's badgering me too much
Stranger: i think he knows....
You: ?
Stranger: -_- that is a risk we simply cannot take
Stranger: what?
Stranger: too chicken to go through with it?
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: u were never worth being in the organization
You: No... what weapon will we use?
Stranger: hmmm now ur talking
You: i prefer slicing throats... but.. im also have a thing for explosives
You: *i
Stranger: hmmm well we cannot risk the exposure... tha twould leave too much evidence. to many eyebrows raised
You: fine
Stranger: hmmm noboy would suspect anything if it were to look like suicide
You: or an accident...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: his morning commute has always consisted of going mainstreet to lavender rd
You: hit and run with unmarked vehicle?
Stranger: even better. lets go with that
Stranger: your watch still synced?
You: no
Stranger: godamnit
You: it fell onto the explosive... i havent gotten another one
Stranger: we'll meet at 44th and Mcray at 0600 hours
Stranger: seacrest out


is it wrong if i rape myself?

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You: help!im in a dark room somewhere and in chains!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: ILL CALL 911
You: Oh my god theyre coming!
Stranger: oh no!!
Stranger: try to explain were you are!
You: i dont know
You: oh shit! theyre here!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: THE POLICE SAID THEY ARE COMING SOON!
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: hello?hello?
You: ...
Stranger: wats wrong?!
Stranger: wats wrong!?
Stranger: wats wrong!?
You: they just said theyre gonna rape me!
Stranger: ...OH NOOOOOO
You: ...
Stranger: wait are you a girl or guy?
You: guy!
Stranger: OMG thats gonna hurt!
Stranger: THE POLICE ARE HERE!!!AND THEY WANT TO TALK TO U!!
Stranger: Hello?
You: ...
Stranger: Whats wrong?
You: well first have them release me from these chains!
Stranger: Who is them?
Stranger: Hello?
Stranger: This is a prank isn't it?
Stranger: OH NOOO THE POLICE ARE LEAVING!!
You: NOOOOO!

Stranger: NNOOOOO
Stranger: NOW WHO WILL HELP YOU??
You: I DONT KNOW!!!
Stranger: 0.0,im scared
You: Wait a Second... YOURE THE ONE THATS TRYING TO RAPE ME!
Stranger: ...........darn
Stranger: jk
You: or are you?
Stranger: how old does the racist look?

You: what?
Stranger: i mean rapist,how old does he look?
You: its two of them... male and female
You: they look like they are in their thirties
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: im only 12
Stranger: ahaaha
You: you could be lying! HA!

Stranger: I DO NOT LIE!
You: WHO ARE YOU and what has that maggot told you?
Stranger: Your mother,and it time for dinner
You: Fess up, or we kill him
Stranger: fess up? meaning..
You: tell us what he told you!
Stranger: who is he?
You: our prisoner
You: !
Stranger: ohhh,r u at war with his country?
You: No! we just took his iphone that he was using to talk to you... now tell us what he said!
Stranger: ......he has an iphone?
You: yes!
You: you were the one that called police on us werent you?
Stranger: i defentily did not call police today....
You: oh such a sshame when people lie... oh well. your friend will just have to die then
Stranger: freind? since when did i have freinds?
Stranger: what do you want from him anyway?
You: sex of course!
Stranger: ...........WOOOOOOT
You: so you want us to rape him?
Stranger: no i just said"woot"
Stranger: oh and r u going to kill him?

You: after were done raping him several times... yes
Stranger: may i recomend cremenation IT GETS RID OF THE EVIDENCE!
You: Well arent you a little devious... care to join in?
Stranger: hmmm....nah i dont care much for rape but,burning him could be fun
You: alive or dead?
You: we can deal with both
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: ALIVE!!
Stranger: watch him sceam with suffering
Stranger: :3
You: hey arent you the kid whose house keeps on burning down?
Stranger: ........mabye
You: great... were nextdoor
Stranger: cool!
You: are you gonna come over or not?
Stranger: ya! be by in a bit
Stranger: oh wait my mother said i cant leave the house
You: you have to if theres a fire in the house
Stranger: hmmmmm,nahhh i better not cause my mom said if i burn down the house again we would be on the street
You: well then try getting out of a window
Stranger: they are security shut,oh and im under house arrest so i cant leave anyway,cause the cops but a bracelet on my ancle
You: are there any cops around?
Stranger: yes
You: are there any electrical wires above your house?
Stranger: yes
You: hold on...
You: ok our robot is set to cut the wire and start a fire in 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: well it started it
You: better run fast
Stranger: wrong house
You: right... everyone is now focused on that instead of you
You: giving you a chance to leave undetected
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
Stranger: ok im at the door
You: ok
You: well arent you gonna come on in
You: ?
Stranger: r u gonna open the door?
You: its unlocked
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im iside
You: ok now lock the door
Stranger: k
Stranger: done
You: now see those stairs to your right
Stranger: yes
You: go down them
Stranger: k
You: do you see us yet?
Stranger: yes
You: ok now you see our prisoner?
Stranger: yes
You: ok now do you want to rape him, or should we just get it over with?
Stranger: hmmmm you decide hes ur prisoner
You: your our guest
Stranger: hmmmmm....GET IT OVER WITH!!!
Stranger: :3
You: well then
You: ok
You: *rapes five times*
You: we're done
You: your turn
Stranger: for what?
Stranger: kill?
You: to do whatever you want with him
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: *get gas tanks emptys them on him*
You: i see you dont want a slow butn
You: burn
Stranger: ?
Stranger: *gets match*
Stranger: *starts the fire*
Stranger: YAY!
You: hehe
You: are you enjoying his screams?
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: very much
You: we can tell
You: so how long is he going to burn for?
Stranger: hmmmm till he stops moving
You: well it looks like that isnt going to be for a while
Stranger: YAY!
You: wanna hit him with this whip?
Stranger: sure!
Stranger: *slices arm off on accedent*
Stranger: o***needs to watch DBZ***s
You: well its not like he was going to use that anyway
Stranger: lol
Stranger: LETS DUMP HIM IN THE RIVER!!!
Stranger: :3
You: what?
Stranger: dump the body in the river.....
You: but i thought you said burning him would get rid of the body!
Stranger: oh yeahhhhhh
You: look at him struggle
Stranger: hold on,i have to go to bathroom real quick!
You: he cant wait...
You: but well try to keep him alive as long as possible
Stranger: k back
You: ok
You: oh look he stopped moving
Stranger: YAY!
You: wow you are one sadistic person arent you
Stranger: YEP!
You: now go... and dont tell anyone about this!

Kotetsu - July 31, 2009 04:58 AM (GMT)
You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: shit
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Safe to say that was super effective.

You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: OH SHIT MAN
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: *dies painfully*
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That too!

You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: kand
You: ??????
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wait what

You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: pickachu is now kfc chicken
You: good thing i've never heard of pickachu then 8U
Stranger: yeha
Stranger: gurl? or not
You: nope
Stranger: well sorry, I dont like teh gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHAHAHA

You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: excuse me
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
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You: OH SNAP
You: hahaha, there's been a lot of abras recently
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: It's hilarious to do.
Stranger: Also!
Stranger: Wild ABRA used TELEPORT!
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Stranger: hey!
You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
You: :3
Stranger: take a shower
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: Wild Abra uses teleport!
You: OH SNAP
Stranger: but not really
You: Heheheh
You: How are you?
Stranger: Bueno
Stranger: what about yourself?
You: Good good
You: Glad to find another pokemon fan on omegle :D
Stranger: im going ot be honest
You: You don't like pokemon at all, right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i killed a kid once for his charzard
Stranger: but i did the time
Stranger: and im out now
Stranger: but i dont really like or know the new one
You: I agree. Diamond/pearl aren't good
Stranger: besides mudkipz ofcourse
Stranger: infact
Stranger: my lil cousin left his gameboy advance over at my appartment
Stranger: and it had pokemon ruby in there
Stranger: and i was like WTF are these
Stranger: i dont want fire chicken prof oak u senile whore
You: Hahahahaha
Stranger: i started hanging out wiht the wrong crowd
Stranger: i used to chill with machop and machamp
Stranger: and now i look like thios
Stranger: this**
Stranger: http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/539/img00046k.jpg
You: OH SNAP
You: Well it could be way, way worse!
Stranger: i got a box of all the good pokemon cards from when i was a kid
Stranger: gonna sell it for crack money some day
Stranger: anyway im assuming your a lady?
You: Actually I'm male. I'm guessing you're disconnecting since I'm male?
Stranger: Lol no im not like that
Stranger: wanna hear a funny joke?
Stranger: knock knock
You: Sure sure
You: Who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: Disco who?
Stranger: disconnect
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: micheal jackson i choose u
You: "You cannot call out a dead person!"
Stranger: yes u can
Stranger: its pokemon
Stranger: so ha
You: well then
You: you cannot call out a pokemon with 0 hp!
Stranger: ok i choose an asian
Stranger: blinding sight
You: hahahaha
Stranger: u lose i win
Stranger: hhaaa
You: actually
You: Zigzagoon used Bend Over!
You: >:3
Stranger: bye im an indian aussie and i carnt play cricket and i hate curry
You: wat
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: do you like to smoke weed or do psychedelics
You: Nope
Stranger: well why not
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Stranger: hello
You: Hey
Stranger: hola
Stranger: bonjour
You: How are you?
Stranger: i'm good
Stranger: have anything you want to talk about?
You: Not really. I'm looking for pokemon fans on omegle but having no luck
Stranger: i used to be a pokemon fan
Stranger: back when there were only 151 pokemon
You: Hmm. I used to watch the show back then. Got into ruby/sapphire/emerald
You: ANd regret spending £30 on diamond
Stranger: so you're from europe
Stranger: that's 30 euros right?
You: Yes
Stranger: what country?
Stranger: ......
You: Scotlanf
You: *Scotland
Stranger: i'm from California
Stranger: $
Stranger: i don't have that euro button on my keyboard
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17
You: You?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: i watched pokemon back when it just came out
You: Same, same
Stranger: i was ummm 12
Stranger: i think
You: If I had more hard disk space and a better internet connection i'd probably be torrenting the whole first series right now
Stranger: i remember i could almost name all 151 pokemon
You: Hmm. I probably could if I really tried
You: But I can recognise most of the pokemon now.
Stranger: they were all in groups which mad it easier
You: Of course
You: But with... about 493?
You: That's how many there is now
Stranger: WOW
You: I'm not joking... at all.
Stranger: i believe you
Stranger: first there were 150
Stranger: then 151
You: Then 251
You: then 386
Stranger: then it jumped to a ..... oh ..... ohhhh
Stranger: lol
You: Heheheh
You: most of the ones above 386 aren't very good
You: They're running low on good ideas
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: it was interesting talking to you
You: Same, same
Stranger: just curious
Stranger: to you guys say "hello" , "hello" in scotland
You: Yep
Stranger: oh
Stranger: olay
Stranger: lates
You: See ya
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: omegle is sure full of anon tonight
You: True
Stranger: this is 5 convos in a row started by either pokemon or 'THE GAME!"
Stranger: quite amusing
You: hahahahaha, I've met neither
You: but well there's a lot who go "WILD ABRA USED TELEPORT" after I do that line
Stranger: yeah i got that one like 3 minutes ago
Stranger: with an accompanying pic and everything
You: Hahahaha, yep
Stranger: twas quite grand
You: Indeed, I got an ascii art
You: It was epic
Stranger: well, good day to you sir, i'm off to pursue ladyfolk
You: OK
You: Good luck with that!
Stranger: kthxbai
You: unless
Stranger: ....unless?
You: you don't mind pokemon beastiality >:3
You: Probably do of course
You: but the option's open
Stranger: i've never played the game in my life
Stranger: and by the game i mean pokemon
Stranger: not......y'know, the game
You: Yeah, not the one that you made me lose
You: But yeah. I regret being unable to get into the games when there were just 151
Stranger: hey, no one ever wins
You: True, true
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: gerardo
You: !?
Stranger: whats is your name
You: Zigzagoon
You: Yours?
Stranger: lucas
You: That's a nice name
Stranger: where are you from
You: Hoenn
You: you?
Stranger: whats
You: Hmm?
Stranger: not speak english good
Stranger: speak spanish?
You: Nope
Stranger: this is a problem
You: yup
Stranger: im from venezuela
You: Oooh
Stranger: you?
You: Scotland
Stranger: ohhhhh yeaaa i like this
Stranger: are you student
You: Yep
Stranger: whats studying
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Stranger: hey
You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: nope
You: yes
You: zigzagoon did
Stranger: nope
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: hihi
Stranger: what
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: KEWLZ
You: :3
Stranger: i have a lot of packing to do
You: What're you packing?
Stranger: my things
Stranger: i'm coming home from a trip tomorrow
You: Oooh, kay kay. Good luck with the packing, kay?
Stranger: i will.
Stranger: i'm not going to do it just yet
Stranger: i like leaving things until the last minute
You: But for when you do it, good luck :D
Stranger: THANKZZZ
You: IT IS NO PROBLEM
Stranger: hopefully i wont forget something important
You: hopefully not!
Stranger: have you ever forgotten anything important?
You: Hmm. Not sure if it's truly important, but I may have
Stranger: same
Stranger: have you ever seen the movie miss congeniality?
You: Nope
Stranger: you should see it. it's a good one.
Stranger: great william shatner performance.
You: Ooooh
Stranger: he's just the tops
Stranger: him and also, elliott gould
Stranger: you should watch ocean's eleven
Stranger: great elliott gould performance
You: I'll get around to it eventually
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you're not very chatty for someone who would go on a website that is strictly designed for people who like to chat
You: Yeahhh...
You: It's a shame, really
You: Wish I was more chatty
Stranger: not everyone is as lucky as i am
Stranger: alright, better get around to my packing...non-chatty kathy!
Stranger: ttyl!
Stranger: except
Stranger: not
You: yeah.... UNLESS
You: Unless you want to trade some kind of IM?
Stranger: eh not really, kind of defeats the magical nature of this site
Stranger: good luck not being a sexual predator
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: Pikachu uses Thunderbolt!
You: Zigzagoon attempts to dodge the attack, not intending to actually battle!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well shit
You: D:
Stranger: >_>"
Stranger: pikachu come back
Stranger: ...
Stranger: COME BACK!
Stranger: GET BACK IN THE LITTLE BALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Stranger: brb, gtg whip pikachu a few times
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Kotetsu - July 31, 2009 06:00 AM (GMT)
This one was so epic it warranted its own post!

You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: orly
Stranger: I used awesome
Stranger: COUNTER THAT
Stranger: ... :<
You: ...If only I could D:
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Oh god, we need to hold it a funeral now
Stranger: My awesome killed it
You: Naw, naw, I'm still alive
Stranger: *stabs you*
Stranger: nope, dead
You: D:
Stranger: D:
Stranger: What shold I tell the family?
Stranger: "He lived a good life, but pokemon live in shitty little spheres anyway"
You: Hahahahahah
Stranger: I honestly believe that pokemon is a giant coma ash is having
Stranger: seriously
You: I've never heard of it put that way!
Stranger: First episode, he's hit by lightning.
Stranger: Then everything becomes cherry.
Stranger: **cheery
Stranger: Pokemon are suddenly not as dangerous
Stranger: His companions are aspects of hmself he doesn't like to assosciate himself with
Stranger: Brock is his repressed sexuality
Stranger: Misty is his desire for love
Stranger: etcetcetc
You: Is misty not his desire for bikes?
Stranger: XD
You: Considering how much she talks about them
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: But hey!
You: You know, you're actually awesome
You: No wonder you used the move so well
You: Want to trade IMs? :D
Stranger: =D
Stranger: What is yours?
You: What IM services do you ise?
You: *use?
Stranger: AIM, that's about it >_<
You: Awwwwrrr
You: Do you go on forums at all?
You: *doesn't have AIM*
Stranger: weeeeelllllll
Stranger: I use scorehero, because I'm a nerdy GH freak XD
You: xD
Stranger: Actually a top vocalist around there ;p
You: Niiiice
You: But yes! Forums! uhm
You: I lost track of what I was gonna say xD
Stranger: damn, Iono
You: OH
You: GOT IT
You: I know a forum which is quite fun to go to. It has a subforum for pokemon on it, and it's generally a fun place
Stranger: haaha, what
You: Interested?
Stranger: I actually haven't touched teh pokemans since Yellow, so I'm not sure if I'd fit in XD
You: Hmmm
You: Well, it's not hard to fit in
You: Everyone there's such a ragtag collection of people it's hard -not- to fit in!
Stranger: XD
You: ...well admittedly only like under 10 people go but it's still a good forum! ...if a little slow sometimes
Stranger: haha
Stranger: You mean, like, 10 users?
You: 10 active users, yes
Stranger: Or little kids?
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I was hoping to introduce rule 34 XD
You: Naww
Stranger: Little Billy's childhood is gone ;p
You: They're perverted so they already know of it :P
Stranger: oh, lordy
You: If you're interested: http://forum.mysticwish.net
You: I'm Kotetsu there
Stranger: I wish I could go there right now, but I'm on a stupid mac. Only one tab on one internet page, with no copy/paste
Stranger: GODDAMMIT STEVE JORBS
You: FFFF
You: Write it down
You: ...I'm pretty sure macs had copy/paste?
You: I don't know, though, I'm a windows XP user
Stranger: No, they don't
Stranger: unless you use a PC mouse
Stranger: WTF, Steve
You: What
You: Just what
You: So they come with a one-button mouse when they truly require a 2-button, and they're too lazy to -make- a 2-button?
Stranger: Pretty much, yes
Stranger: In short, apple is retarded >_>
You: Hmm, true
Stranger: LET'S MAKE A LAPTOP THAT'S REALLY SMALL
Stranger: "What about a CD drive?"
Stranger: "FUCK THOSE WHO NEEDS THEM ANYWAY"
You: SUPERTHIN LAPTOP *snap* oh whoops i broke it in half THERE GOES THAT $400000
Stranger: No, their Macbook Airs
Stranger: get this
Stranger: NO CD DRIVE
You: I KNOW
You: that's like
You: Like when I built this PC by hand
You: even -I- knew it needed a CD drive
You: yet apple
You: "who needs that"
Stranger: "pfft, not like people use CDs anymore"
You: Does it have USB slots?
Stranger: three
Stranger: ....why the hell....
You: Because they're being superminimalists
You: So basically you pay like $4000 or something huge for a laptop which is totally underpowered and has no CD drive
Stranger: It makes me want to curb-stomb babies
You: It's advantage? "IT'S THIN"
Stranger: No, I got it for free, but it's 2,500
You: Ohhhh
Stranger: I call this thing:
Stranger: THE CRAPINTOSH
Stranger: dun-dun-dunnnnnnn
You: DUH-NAAAAAAH
You: But yeah. I'd really like to see ya on Mystic Wish - you seem a great guy, and I can tell you'd just fit in perfectally :P
You: But yeah, again, not a surprise
You: How'd you get it for free?
Stranger: My grandmother promised me a laptop, so I got this
Stranger: Thik being offered a dog, praying for a german sheperd, and getting a chihuahua
You: Ouch
You: Or being offered a legendary pokemon, praying for a mew, and getting a freaking squirtle
You: Amirite?
Stranger: :<
Stranger: It is, really.
You: Yeah...
You: Watered-down
Stranger: GODDAMN RAT-TYPE POKEMANZ
Stranger: ;p
Stranger: ratatata
You: hahahah
Stranger: Stoopid pokemans
Stranger: but still, I do find the similarities of him being in a coma lining up to the show well.
Stranger: As it progresses, the pokemon look less realistic
Stranger: they start working as everything he doesn't understand, etcetc
You: Wow
You: That's a theory so off the wall it makes sense
Stranger: holy shit lol, somebody's already thought og ==f this before
Stranger: and they wrote a big wall o' text about it
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: http://pokmonx.proboards.com/index.cgi?boa...play&thread=340
Stranger: It's slightly different in parts then what I said, from what I've seen so far
Stranger: but still, go people who take psychology for a class!
Stranger: *high fives a wall*
You: Hahahaha
Stranger: I could maybe use this for grounds for my AP psych class O_O
You: Probably!
Stranger: Two of the greatest things EVER
Stranger: Repressed memories and POKEMAAAAANZ
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: I loves me sum pokemanz, and it's even an excuse to play the game again XD
You: xD
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Stranger: RESEARCH!
Stranger: heh, just finished that essay
Stranger: that guy read my mind
Stranger: <3 people
Stranger: <3 COOL people
You: hahahaha
You: Great minds think alike!
Stranger: Great minds DO think alike, hence why all good musicians kill themsleves XD
You: xP
Stranger: I want Rock Band: Nirvana with a plug-in shotgun accessory
Stranger: :D
You: xD
You: Hahahah
You: Come to think of it!
You: We never did ask age, gender, location, did we?
Stranger: Glad we didn't yet. I hate ASL off the bat XD
Stranger: Well, I'm 16, from the east coast, and I have a peen
Stranger: ;p
You: 17/Male/Scotland
Stranger: ahh, US myself
You: So yeah, it's kinda 6am right now xD
Stranger: oh, I'll be up al night tonight, it's all good :D
Stranger: Gotta catch a plane
Stranger: I'm in a cybercafe
Stranger: I'm on "vacation" in California, but it's a glorified ghetto at best
You: Ooooooh, kay kay!
You: Try to visit Mystic Wish when you can, alright? Don't really want to lose contact with ya, man
Stranger: awww, alright ^_^
Stranger: hang on, let me try to put it in my site history
You: Righito!
Stranger: Alright, there we are :D
Stranger: I saved it, now I have to remember to use it x_x
Stranger: You heading off to bed?
You: Naw, naw
You: I'm staying up the whole night
Stranger: over what?
You: Headache, bad sleeping, drunk parents
Stranger: ahhhhh, that sucks. The only time I've ever been able to actually keep myself awake was over this summer at a crazy charity event. I slept 8 hours in 5 days during it. XD
You: xD
Stranger: People kept shafting me with the night shift XD
Stranger: "oh, I'm heading in for sleep"
Stranger: "DOUCHE"
You: Ouch!
Stranger: ;p
Stranger: sarcasm, haha
Stranger: It was 12 people, we knew each other where we could say that, though.
Stranger: We actually all met through scorehero, and met up for the charity event.
Stranger: Pretty crazy meeting people you know damn well from the internet O_O
You: Hahahaha, it must be!
Stranger: Honestly, I'm glad that I did it, despite the fact that I actually felt "sleepy" as an emotion at a point.
You: Hahahah... I know the feeling!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I don't wish that on anybody, but it's all good. Do you have xbox, by the way?
You: Nope!
Stranger: I could add your gamertag-thingy
Stranger: dang >_<
Stranger: I wish I had other systems though. Luckily, Rock Band is enough for me. I owe the company that made it a cookie and a blowjob for putting fratellis in the game.
You: Hahahah
You: I only have a Wii
You: I would have the Guitar Hero: World Tour full band set too if it wasn't for my parents deciding they knew me better than I knew myself!
Stranger: ahhh. XD
Stranger: I got Rock Band as a gift for my brother. I bought the whole damn thing for him, and he threw the stuff asid for WoW a week later.
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I picked it up, and got really good at vocals. ;p
You: Heh...
Stranger: I can't flail on the guitar, myself.
Stranger: I played real guitar for two years...
Stranger: ...can't do hard stuff on GH
Stranger: :P
Stranger: I actually broke a controller playing Raining Blood on GH3. Reaaaaally long story. XD
You: Hahah... What difficulty?
Stranger: Expert. D:
Stranger: My hands just go WTF
You: Understandable
You: It took me a lot of practice to ger hard
Stranger: I made it to the mosh and freaked out, then failed it there
Stranger: I was so pumped, then this weird clusterfuck of skittles rains on my screen, and I shat a brick housing development.
You: Hahahahahahahah
You: That sounds so epically wrong
Stranger: XD
Stranger: That's the only way to describe it.
Stranger: I felt like someone had a shitty day and just slammed on keys to make the notes.
You: Hahahaha
You: You never know
Stranger: REDREDREDGREENORANGEBLEREDHAHAHAHAHADOUCHESDIEEE
Stranger: XD
You: There's probably someone out there who 101%ed it or something
Stranger: I know three people who've 100%ed it, and to all three, I always ask if their hands have met Jesus.
Stranger: >_>;
You: Hahahahaha
Stranger: One guy I talk to you might know from youtube
Stranger: You know Jameslikecoulter from youtube?
You: Nope!
Stranger: ahh, figures. :P
Stranger: Nobody really follos GH on youtube.
Stranger: **follows
Stranger: I use it for charts etc, but that's beyond the point. Point is that some people have hands that could make women verrrrrrry happy.
You: Hahahahah... totalyl
Stranger: man, tonight's gonna be a long night >_<;
Stranger: I hate taking plane trips.
You: Oooh...
You: I hate taking boat trips... and trains, too.
You: Boats make me feel very giddy
You: And trains just screw with my balance
Stranger: Planes scare the shit out of me XD
Stranger: I was on one, and on of the wing compartments OPENED RANDOMLY and was just falpping out in the wind. Luckily, it meant nothing, but seeing that scares you senseless.
Stranger: **flapping
You: Oh god, that's understandable
Stranger: I hope to sleep a bit on the plane *stifles laughter*
Stranger: Sleeping on a plane is harder than Michael Jackson at a pre-school
Stranger: oh snap, went there XD
You: Hahahahahahahah
Stranger: I respect the man greatly. He was a musical genious. He changed a generation.
Stranger: HOWEVER
Stranger: He touched a generation, and maybe 5 children personally.
You: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: At least they turned him into an etch-a-sketch, so children can still play with his knob.
Stranger: :D
You: Keheheh
You: The jokes are so tasteless... but so funny!
Stranger: oh, I know XD
You: You don't mind if I post this on MW at all? There's a topic for awesome omegle conversations there and this just fits there like a glove
Stranger: shoot for it :D
You: Okay!
You: Soooo
You: What's your online username?
Stranger: in general?
Stranger: Killzonedout is what I used everywhere I go.
You: Ooooooh
Stranger: Most people misread it as KillzonedoNut, so I go by bydonut as well
Stranger: **by donut
You: Heheheh
You: I go by Kotetsu or KotetsuRedwood at most places
Stranger: yeah. I keep it to one username everyhwere I go, so EVERYONE can misread it. :D
You: Heheheheh
Stranger: Like, only three people have ever read it right.
Stranger: People always assume I have some doughnut fetish or something XD
Stranger: Rule 34, lol
You: xD
Stranger: I have some friends who (when we get bored) search random nouns on rule 34 XD
Stranger: The best one I found with them was POPCORN
Stranger: XD
Stranger: It was Orville Redenbaucher, who was going to "butter my popcorn"
Stranger: D:
You: Hahahahahahaha
Stranger: Honestly, this topic is probably eaiser to follow than most omegle conversations I'm in
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Peokemon > rule 34 > pokemon > computers > pokemon > GH > pokemon > rule 34
Stranger: I see a pattern :P
You: Hahahahahahahahah
You: You know what a furry is, right?
Stranger: yessir, I do
Stranger: why?
You: I hope you don't hate them D:
Stranger: Are you?
Stranger: Just asking
Stranger: I don't
You: Yeah, I'm a furry
Stranger: HOLY
Stranger: SHIt
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: *hugs*
Stranger: Now YOU have won an internet
Stranger: an e-cookie for you, mister ^^
You: H-hey, hey, why such a positive reaction
You: Are you one too? :D
Stranger: ....perhaps ^^;
Stranger: I sometimes draw commissions for people :P
Stranger: so...yeah
Stranger: I r :3
You: :D
Stranger: Sadly, I don't have a scanner anymore, so no more commissions, but whatever.
Stranger: >_<
You: Awwww
Stranger: I know. I get that reaction a lot. Apparently people like my doodle I was able to throw up when I had one. I've only SCANNED one pic, for myself. I guess if you want to see, I could link.
You: Sure, sure
Stranger: but I'm still awed that there r teh furz on omegle :D
You: Same!
Stranger: I know one who trolls on omegle for lulz, but that doesn't count in my book >_>;
Stranger: He links pronz for fun
Stranger: :P
You: Hahahah
You: I'll admit, I was actually just trolling with "Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!" at first
You: But I didn't expect it to turn into this! XD
Stranger: http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t328/ki...edout/bored.jpg --I draw in both bipedal and non whenever, btw. People hate this style, so I normally link a close up, but whatever. :P
You: Heheheheh
Stranger: :P
Stranger: I was going to ask if there were any furs on the pokemon forum for lulz, but I wasn't expecting a yes. XD
You: Heheheh
Stranger: Very cool, though. XD
Stranger: Good trolling method, you sure got me. :P
You: Hahahah...
You: I actually thought you were trolling too at first!
Stranger: Well, I had no idea where we were going with it,so the awesome thing was just a retort.
Stranger: After that, it was cool XD
You: Yup x3
You: So, what kind of furry are you?
You: Work safe, or not-work safe?
Stranger: *points to link*
You: If you get what I mean x3
Stranger: work safe
You: Awww
Stranger: I dun draw liek dat ;p
Stranger: also, hahaha
Stranger: Disappointed? XD
You: Yup x4
Stranger: The link I sent you is clean because I know that linking pronz is A. Not my stlye of art. B. A terrible Idea on the internets.
Stranger: YOU MAY STILL BE A TROLL
Stranger: watching you ;p
You: Heheh, already looking at it
Stranger: eh, I think you can answer what I am then. :P
Stranger: Not pokemanz related, though. ^^;
You: Feral
Stranger: *bangs head against adesk*
Stranger: I draw both ;p
You: Oohhhh
Stranger: That was just a good sketch. I don't just do one or the other.
Stranger: I guess I actually prefer drawing anthro, but I'll dabble.
You: Heheh
Stranger: Well, this was one hell of a shift from my last omegle conversation before this XD
Stranger: The last one was a guy asking what kind of underwear I was wearing, so I responded "stained".
Stranger: I love trolling trolls :3
You: Hahahahahah
Stranger: Still,
Stranger: I was wondering how long it would take to meet with a fur on trollmegle :D
You: Heheeh x34
You: Whoa, sorry
You: Typing died
Stranger: oh, it's cool. This keyboard isn't too good either. It drops letters constatnly
Stranger: >_<;
You: What an appropriate example!
You: xD
You: wait
Stranger: Quite :P
You: No that was a typo
Stranger: That was just a reversal of letters because I was going too fast. :P
Stranger: Still, the "O" key drops way too much
Stranger: I might as well use the zer key
Stranger: ......
You: Hahahahah
Stranger: g0ddammit
Stranger: >_>
You: That w0uld certainly make y0ur typing seem very, very 0dd
Stranger: 0h, unless it starts the sentence
Stranger: :3
You: True
You: So, do you do RPing?
Stranger: eh, on and off.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: Do you?
You: Well, I RP a lot.
Stranger: oh, coo ^^
You: Mostly naughty, but I've really, really been seeking a clean RP recently and can't find it
Stranger: XD
Stranger: You can't.
Stranger: Damn furz, yiffin in ur intarnetz
Stranger: :<
You: :(
Stranger: So, can I assume you're a pokemon-related fur? ;3
Stranger: Zigzagoon? XD
You: Well
You: I have many, many characters
You: Although my namesake, Kotetsu, is a bulbasaur, I'm very, very often associated with zigzagoons so I will RP zigzagoons very, vrey commonly
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Hmmm, I have a piece to link you. You ever go to collegehumor?
You: Not often!
Stranger: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1778083
Stranger: X3
You: xD
You: So grim
Stranger: IT IS! :D
You: ...Poor thing
You: D:
Stranger: I know :<
Stranger: I love the bit on pikachu, though
Stranger: "The elctric Judas..."
Stranger: ....e key
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Why do only nouns drp?
Stranger: dr0p sorry
You: Not sure!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I just need to hit the keys with a mallet, then
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWPIvp8hi8
You: There ya go!
You: Will that mallet be suitable>
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I'd love that mallet.
You: Hahahahahah
Stranger: Well, do you have MSN?
You: kotetsu.redwood@hotmail.co.uk
Stranger: :3
Stranger: I only use it for furries and stuff, so I wasn't going to say I had it haha
You: :P
You: Oh, how things come full circle!
Stranger: That (I thought) was going to cause a ruckus
Stranger: Indeed XD
You: *waits for add*
Stranger: Fantastic XD
Stranger: Well, that was actually more like a full 6 or something
Stranger: We kinda awkwardly stumbled into the middle of the conversation a hour ago
Stranger: :P
You: Since we're talking over MSN now
You: This isn't necessary, right?
Stranger: nah, not really. :P
You: Hey!
You: I've got a joke for you, before you leave omegle!
Stranger: ....wait.....omegle has actually POSITIVELY affected me?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: go on
You: Knock knock
Stranger: Who's there?
Stranger: nobody?
You: Disco!
Stranger: :P
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: I prefer nobody XD
You: *waits for "disco who?"*
Stranger: Disco who?
You: DISCONNECT >:|
You have disconnected.

Arkinea - July 31, 2009 06:53 AM (GMT)
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: sup..?
Stranger: chat
You: hahaha same
You: so, what time is it
You: ?
Stranger: 14:44
You: 2:44 AM
Stranger: then u can guess where i am?
You: all across the glabe
You: globe
Stranger: 2:44
Stranger: am?
You: yep
Stranger: no
Stranger: pm
You: well, its AM in the USA :)
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: then i'm under your feet
Stranger: on the other side of the earth
You: it's a wonder we all don't fall off
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: life would be much fun if we fall off
Stranger: float aroud
You: me and my dog would live in my spaceship
Stranger: just u two?
You: yeah.
You: there might be a little room, maybe
You: it's a small dog.
Stranger: what about your family?
Stranger: don live with them?
You: yeah, i do.
Stranger: u'd like to be alone?
Stranger: be footloose?
You: it'd be fun.
You: owe nothin to nobody :)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: u like nature huh
You: i like it as much as anything else.
You: but cities don't tend to be very lonely.
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Kotetsu - July 31, 2009 07:46 AM (GMT)
You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: who is ?Zigzagoon
You: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Zigzagoon
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Hoenn
Stranger: i am from china
Stranger: Hoenn? where?
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: hax
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: put the crack pipe down a second and that might make sense
Stranger: the rodents eye catches a glims of the dust begining to rise
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: dont you see
Stranger: the tang
Stranger: its temporally perfecty
Stranger: a fixed point in the space time
You: Zigzagoon is now confused!
Stranger: when I was lost on the shuttle
Stranger: i used it to go back to the fetus
Stranger: but it was dark and red there
Stranger: just like when I fell in the pool
Stranger: but really
Stranger: what day is it?
Stranger: that question i suppose is relative
Stranger: i sometimes know its a time
Stranger: but not alway
Stranger: the heads
Stranger: shake as i look at them
Stranger: when i turn away they are floating in the air
You: what is this i do not even
Stranger: ive been hearing voices
Stranger: my hand says its the voice of god
Stranger: but my cat disagrees
Stranger: it tells me of the birth of all
Stranger: before life there were monkeys
Stranger: they slung their poo at each other
Stranger: tang was made
Stranger: thats why we take it into space
Stranger: hoping to once again meet the monkeys
Stranger: to write crazy
Stranger: you have to pretend to be crazy
Stranger: but to write sane
Stranger: that requires true
Stranger: the key fits
Stranger: but the lock wont open
Stranger: the door always closed
Stranger: always closed
Stranger: if it opens they yell
Stranger: LOUDLY!
You: you're blowing my mind, man
Stranger: the pills
Stranger: they are near gone
Stranger: but if I have them
Stranger: the washing detergent wont get things clean
Stranger: dirty things are the essence of life
Stranger: if things were clean they'd be printed
Stranger: they say /b/ wont have this
Stranger: but I think /b/ has been electromagnetized
Stranger: and refuses to accept new speakers until the music stops
You: whoa
Stranger: the ciggerate lighter caused the computer to turn off
Stranger: i thought it was because of forces of good and evil
Stranger: but those only exist in the harddrive
Stranger: i contacted the law hours ago
Stranger: they told me they couldnt change the forecast
Stranger: weather would do what it was told to do by the people
Stranger: how deep did you walk to get here?
You: 6 foot
Stranger: when i had to chase a pen
Stranger: it fell into a hole
Stranger: and then there was cake
You: was the cake delicious?
Stranger: ive never had cake
Stranger: they say if I do my hair falls in clumps
Stranger: but turns a different color before it hits the floor
You: whoa
Stranger: oce
Stranger: i saw a person
Stranger: but he didnt see me
Stranger: though i know he knew
Stranger: people dont tell you when its plenty
Stranger: they only yell when the sky turns around
You: but what about when the door opens
You: don't they yell loudly then?
Stranger: it never opens
Stranger: the key
Stranger: doesnt work
Stranger: never will
Stranger: they say the yelling will make my ears scream
You: WHOA
Stranger: time has become so lost
Stranger: the cords dont hold up to long term sun time
Stranger: is this a problem with your organs as well?
You: I am not sure
Stranger: they replaced them
Stranger: candle wax performed better when held up to vacumms
You: what
Stranger: the spent wax
Stranger: from fire
Stranger: is a superior cooling
Stranger: to black holes
Stranger: erasers never work as they should
Stranger: if you tried to use it on a dime it should turn into a nickel
Stranger: but instead it becomes a donut hole
You: oh snap
Stranger: how fast?
Stranger: Surely you jest Im a cardiac arrest
Stranger: Shawty!
You: !?
Stranger: We can meet up at the mall
You: There is no mall here
Stranger: Browse around at the bookstore mentally ball until we fall
Stranger: shawty, now you sounding so fine
Stranger: Give me your number, we can bump and grind
Stranger: Talkin about politics all night
Stranger: Leavin the club in the mornin light
Stranger: If we get carried away we might get gay-married today
You: Not that I'd complain
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You: Zigzagoon used Cute Charm!
Stranger: 18 m straight horny
Stranger: this is ron! FUCKING RON
You: RON WEASLEY?
You: OH SNAP
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: just RON
You: RON
Stranger: haha
You: OH SNAP
Stranger: i am who you are looking for
You: But you're straight... D:
Stranger: yeah i know right? fuckin intesne.
Stranger: intense.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Arkinea - July 31, 2009 09:10 AM (GMT)
You: HEY!
You: YOU
Stranger: hi
Stranger: !
Stranger: me?
You: YOU, ME! BATTLE!
Stranger: RAWRRRRR
You: RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: ummm ok?
You: GO EMPOLEON
Stranger: wtf empoleon?
You: HURRY UP!
You: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
You: AGH WATEVER!
You have disconnected.

Kotetsu - July 31, 2009 09:19 AM (GMT)
Stranger: yes I'm a girl.
Stranger: no I won't have sex with you.
Stranger: :)
You: That's not what I was gonna ask
Stranger: lol
You: What I was going to ask was this
You: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE >:|
Stranger: I'M STEALING ALL YOUR CHEESE FOOL!
You: OH SNAP
You: but my zigzagoon needs that cheese :(
Stranger: OM NOM NOM
Stranger: all gone
Stranger: PEACE!
You: FFFFFF
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UnMitzTakeable - July 31, 2009 02:45 PM (GMT)
You: Take me to Kakarot!
Stranger: WHO THE HELL IS KAKAROT?
You: My brother.
Stranger: ...Wait...what?
You: HE'S YOUR LEADER ISN'T HE?
Stranger: wtf
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You: TAKE ME TO KAKAROT!
Stranger: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU...UH...
You: BWAHAHAHA! I'M RAAAAAAAAADITZ!
Stranger: . . .
Stranger: DON'T KIDNAP MY SON.
You: ...Uncle Raditz would never...YOINK.
Stranger: GIMME BACK GOHAN!
You: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
You have disconnected.

You: I LOST. MY. CONTACT.
Stranger: Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I LOST. MY. CONTACT!
Stranger: Oh shit lemme help.
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: WHERE IS IT?
You: I DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
You: I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Stranger: YOUR CONTACTS IS THE DEMONS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Arkinea - July 31, 2009 06:32 PM (GMT)
god these are great

PhoenixFire - August 1, 2009 05:54 AM (GMT)
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: omfg an abra
You: <3
Stranger: *throws pokeball"
You: Wild ABRA used TELEPORT!
Stranger: OMFG FUCKER GOT AWAY STUPID TELEPORT
You have disconnected.

Bigsy - August 1, 2009 07:35 PM (GMT)
Stranger: would you like a hug?
You: why yes, yes i would.
Stranger: *hugs*
Stranger: there :)
You: do you like hugging?
You: I mean do you like black cock?
Stranger: i really do
You: HA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I AM LIKE SO FNNY

Crystal Meth Mephiles - August 1, 2009 08:48 PM (GMT)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

even strangers can't stand me

YAY

oh wait, i got another
Stranger: hii.
You: someone stole my monkey, will you help me find it?
Stranger: yesss!
You: YAY
Stranger: so where do we look firs.t
Stranger: 1st..?
You: he loves turkey legs, so go find a turkey
Stranger: okay then what..?
You: then howl like a spider monkey
Stranger: sweett ive always wanted to do that!
You: nows your chance, theres a turkey sale in antarctica
You: take the magic cow
Stranger: where do i get this magic cow..? they just are so hard to get.
You: the magic cow is in your heart, all you have to do s beieve.
You: (is believe)
Stranger: i do believe i doo!!!!!
You: GO THEN, THE TURKEY SALE AWAITS!
Stranger: okay so after i find the turkey what do i do then..?
You: meanwhile, i will try to read this ransom note left by baron von monkey snatcher.
Stranger: okay good luck. i'll try my best my lord..
You: Dismissed...hmm, "goobles is inafrica" what could it mean
You: hmm?
Stranger: maybe they have a goose too D:
You: no, baron von monkeysnatcher only snatches monkies, doktor goosenheimer steals geese.
You: WAIT!, according to goobles tracking chip, he is (GASP) AT THE TURKEY SALE IN ANTARCTICA!
Stranger: i can get him!!! with my magic cow!
Stranger: :D
You: PLEASE, BRING MY GOOBLES BACK TO ME!
Stranger: i'll try my best!!

Stranger: fuck me now!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

Kotetsu - August 2, 2009 03:29 PM (GMT)
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: do you believe in magic? in a young girl's heart
Stranger: how the music can free her
Stranger: whenever it starts?
You: yes i do
Stranger: if you believe in magic. come along with me
Stranger: we'll dance until morning, just you and me
Stranger: and maybe, if the music is right
Stranger: i'll meet you tomorrow
Stranger: so late at night?
You: is this a wondrous dream or is it reality
You: i cannot tell
You: a chat like this
You: i have waited
You: for many years
You: the wisdom you bring
You: brings tears to my eyes
You: please, oh please, won't you give me your wisdom?
You: i have nothing to offer
You: but my proverbial ears
You: if they are enough to satiate you
You: please do share your words
Stranger: If you believe in magic, don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Stranger: Just go and listen
It'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Stranger: We'll go a dancin' baby then you'll see
Stranger: all the magic's in the music and the music's in me, yeah
You: this is not mere wisdom
You: this is the knowledge of gods
You: please, do continue
Stranger: Your feet start tapping
Stranger: And you can't seem to find
Stranger: How you got there
Stranger: So just blow your mind
You: and then?
Stranger: I'll tell ya about the magic
Stranger: It'll free your soul
You: i have waited for this for many years
Stranger: but it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock n roll
You: this is the reason i am immortal - i cannot pass onto the next world without knowing the truth
You: i need to know the truth - you are the sole holder of it
You: you are the one with the key
Stranger: yesssss i ammmm
You: the knowledge is the key to the universe
You: any one person can hold it
You: but it requires another to turn
You: you cannot unlock the universe by yourself
You: you must ask another for help
You: you must give another the key
You: and both turn at once
You: then the doors will open
Stranger: true
You: do you want to open the doors?
You: or are you fine sitting outside them
You: with the key
You: but unable to open them
You: this is fate - i have been looking for the one with the key
You: take my hand
You: let's go to the doors
You: open them slowly
You: and then be gods
You: gods of the universe on the other side of the door
Stranger: waiting, as i'm wanting to
Stranger: speaking as i'm spoken to
Stranger: changing to your point of view
Stranger: fading as i follow you
Stranger: a boyish notion of flase emotion
Stranger: false*
Stranger: these words are spoken despite my love
Stranger: a fool's devotion is set in motion
Stranger: my eyes are open now
Stranger: it's a glass cage so i can't pretend
Stranger: you hide beneath the physical
Stranger: i see it coming but i can't defend
Stranger: you cut so deep
Stranger: my belief is gone
You: i do not cut - i merely touch
You: i do not harm - i intend to heal
You: yet even medicine can kill
You: if what can kill can also heal
You: does that mean a pistol can heal a broken heart?
You: the answers lie on the other side
You: the side we aim for but never reach
You: the wants, the beliefs, the fantasies
You: but there is a reason we cannot reach them
You: for if we reach them, there will be no reason to live
Stranger: tell me what i want to say
You: a meaningless existance
Stranger: save me for another day
Stranger: break me, it's the game you play
Stranger: hate me as i turn away
You: i am not one to hate
You: hate merely causes war
You: meaningless deaths
You: meaningless existances
You: that is what we must avoid
You: quick
You: give me the key
You: let's destroy the other side
You: so that we can live a life with a purpose
You: or we can embrace the other side and live a life as we wish
You: it is your choice
Stranger: gtg now stranger
Stranger: bye and take care
You: do not leave
You: you will condemn us all
Stranger: i have to eat in order to survive
You: you are the only saviour
You: you are the alpha
You: you hold the power of gods
You: do not falter in your quest to realize this power
You: Wish you luck
Stranger: same to you

Kotetsu - August 2, 2009 03:32 PM (GMT)
You: do you have the key?
Stranger: what key im only 11
You: the key
You: to the world
You: and the universe
Stranger: and im a f looking for some dick
You: the key to the other side
You: i assume since you are being a cheap whore you do not have the key
You: i bid you adieu
You have disconnected.

hahahahah

Arkinea - August 2, 2009 05:48 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kotetsu @ Aug 2 2009, 11:32 AM)
You: do you have the key?
Stranger: what key im only 11
You: the key
You: to the world
You: and the universe
Stranger: and im a f looking for some dick
You: the key to the other side
You: i assume since you are being a cheap whore you do not have the key
You: i bid you adieu
You have disconnected.

hahahahah

LOLWAT :))))))))

Kotetsu - August 4, 2009 04:49 AM (GMT)
You: Do you play Team Fortress 2 on PC?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i play starcraft woooooooooo
Stranger: zergling rush!
You: hahahah
Stranger: wooooooooo
You: How do you do a zergrush anyway?
You: I've always wondered
Stranger: easy
Stranger: you don't build any drones
Stranger: get spawning pool once you have enough
Stranger: build one drone then after that all zerglings
You: hahahah, thanks
You: I'll need to practice that
Stranger: hells yea you play starcraft?
Stranger: ah darn need to go cya
You: Not much
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PhoenixFire - August 4, 2009 05:18 AM (GMT)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: BONK!
Stranger: BOINK
Stranger: FRIGGIN DUMBASSES
You: ...Do you even know who you're talkin' to?
Stranger: yes
You: Any idea who I am.
You: Basically?
You: Kind of a big deal.
Stranger: if you was from
Stranger: Where i was from
Stranger: YOU'D BE FUCKING DEAD
You: ...om nom nom sanvich
Stranger: MY FISTS ARE MADE OF STEEL
You: AHAHAHAHAH
You: CRY SOME MORE
Stranger: OH THERE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER
Stranger: IN HELL!!!!1111111
You: I'M A BLACK SCOTTISH CYCLOPS
Stranger: mmpmhhh mpmmmm
Stranger: I'LL THROW IN A SECOND BEATING
Stranger: absolutely FREE
You: ......
You: No.
You: Zat would be... YOUR MOTHER!!!
Stranger: just wait he'll turn red any second now
Stranger: ... any second
You: SEE?! RED!
You: ...no...
You: wait, that's blood.
Stranger: so we still have a spy problem.
You: yep. :I
You have disconnected.

Kotetsu - August 5, 2009 04:07 AM (GMT)
Stranger: Welcome to the sex shop, what're you buyin?
You: Ehm, Tha. Cock! Use cock in them playing game shut them take them, okay? Okay? Yeah.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kotetsu - August 5, 2009 03:57 PM (GMT)
Stranger: hey asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
You: 17/f/canada
Stranger: are u hot
You: very ;)
Stranger: blondy
You: yes ;)
Stranger: thats sexy
Stranger: big boobs
Stranger: or butt
You: both ;)
Stranger: sweet
You: so, what's your asl?
Stranger: 17 male Indiana
You: thought so ;3
You: YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS, YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS
You have disconnected.

Crystal Meth Mephiles - August 6, 2009 02:46 AM (GMT)
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Brando the Renegade - August 27, 2009 09:10 AM (GMT)
[spoiler=Conversation with a Korean chick]You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Could feel better
Stranger: good
You: sure,
You: you in school
You: ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm student
Stranger: you?
You: yeah
You: Student in HS
Stranger: smae
Stranger: same
Stranger: where are you from?
You: California
Stranger: yeah.
You: Eskrima!
Stranger: what means?
Stranger: you are drunken now?
You: no
You: it's a Fillipino Martial Art
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: you learn eskrima?
You: Yes, it's very brutal
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: it use knife?
You: Among many other weapns
You: such as swords, staffs, batons, etc.
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: you are boy?
You: yes
Stranger: and you are philiphino?
You: Yes I'm Fillipino
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: i'm korean.
Stranger: 17 girl
You: cool, South or North
Stranger: south for sure.
You: cool, I have a few Korean friends
Stranger: really?
Stranger: you live la?
Stranger: LA?
You: no, I live in Lake Tahoe
Stranger: near lasvegas?
You: Wait, do live in Vegas
You: do you live in Vegas?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i live in korea
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i should got to go
Stranger: good conversation
You: ok bye
You have disconnected.
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