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Title: Yangus' Ass
Description: He is the Ass Master


Dustin the Wind - December 17, 2009 12:47 AM (GMT)
(Insert picture of Yangus)

This is your new god, PhoenixFire. Well, as soon as I can get a damn picture up, anyway.

Arkinea - December 17, 2009 02:36 AM (GMT)
who

Parakaitz - December 23, 2009 03:04 AM (GMT)
YOU WOT?

user posted image

COR BLIMEY!

Parakaitz - December 23, 2009 03:26 AM (GMT)
ALSO great shit from the DQVIII tropes page:

Boisterous Bruiser - In a pub brawl, Yangus beats a guy over the head with a chair while someone is still sitting in it.

Catch Phrase - Yangus' "COR BLIMEY!" and Dhoulmagus' "Such a pity."

Ensemble Dark Horse - Yangus, popular enough to earn his own spin-off.

Running Gag - King Trode will pop up and make a comment when the team least expects to see him, always prompting a "COR BLIMEY!" from Yangus. Lampshaded late in the game, when Trode shows up at Tyran Gully, and Yangus starts to say his line, but then stops and says he's getting sick of that old bit.

Shlubb And Klump English - Yangus, trying to make himself sound proper.


IN ADDITION me and dustin have transformed Yangus into our Chuck Norris ever since my brother's cat [our old Chuck Norris] died.

RIP MONKIE, MAY YOU KILL MANY BEARS IN HEAVEN.

Anyway. Check out what we invented:

SIR JUSTICE BARON DR. REVEREND LT. COL. YANGUS WOLFSBANE III, LEGENDARY BANDIT, DARKODILE HUNTER, IMPORTANT EXPORTER, IRON CHEF, KEEPER OF KEYS, BIG BOSS, CLAIMER OF THE VENUS' TEAR, LORD OF THE DANCE, KING OF THIEVES, CHAMPION OF THE PICKHAM BEER BELLY BALL BOUNCING COMPETITION 5 YEARS RUNNING, M.D.

He is his own father and grandfather. AND his own mother and grandmother. He raped a hellhound when he was 15. He ate a Darkodile alive from the inside. Then he sprouted wings. He murdered monsters with his rattle when he was a baby. His first word was "kill" and his second word was "you". His third word was "poopoo" but that's not important right now.

Prepare for the fanfic to be finished, in stores soon.

PhoenixFire - December 23, 2009 08:41 PM (GMT)
WOW

AWESOME

Parakaitz - January 4, 2010 09:00 PM (GMT)
SHIT YEAH NIGGA

Damon Gant - April 23, 2010 09:30 AM (GMT)
Wait, DRAGON QUEST yangus? I LOVE THAT GUY.

Parakaitz - April 24, 2010 11:00 AM (GMT)
Yes. That Yangus. He is epic.

Damon Gant - April 29, 2010 03:43 PM (GMT)
COR BLIMEY dont sneak up on me like that!



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